imagine top surgery in the fallout universe

your options are like

  1. a guy named sawbones jones living in a tent outside a radiation spill, claims he has performed the surgery once and that in general most of his patients survive
  2. a robot named SURGBOT1778-C that hasn’t been turned on in 167 years at a medical research facility that had seventeen different scandals for inhumane treatment of staff and clients

don't forget

3. the long-suffering settlement doctor who keeps getting wastelanders wandering in asking for top surgery and nothing else when they clearly have broken limbs

text post from 1 day ago

If I was a billionaire for a day I truly only would be a billionaire for less than a day because I would be doing an anti-Mr beast challenge of “how fast can I spend 1 billion dollars” because the only moral way to be a billionaire is to then hot-potato your way out of being a billionaire as fast as possible by giving away to worthy causes. I’d become reverse Elon Musk and buy Tumblr to hire all the staff back and threaten to rename it “Y” for the bit. I would set the world record for blowing a billion dollars in under 5 hours and giving to every fundraiser on this entire site and it would be worth every penny

text post from 5 days ago

for max immersion I’m now wearing a full vault suit just fucking wandering. Liberating. Full experience of wastelanders staring at you wondering Why The Fuck Are You Dressed Like That. great stuff

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