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Imagine being the first animal to get eaten by another animal in the cambrian era you would be like oh hey dude haha what’s up oh shit oh geez
I love tumblr. I was making a funny post about the oldest era of the planet I could remember the name of off the top of my head, but now that you mention it this post DOES highlight the significance of sentience; it's required to say "oh geez" after all
You better start getting comfortable with the idea of an extremely broad anti-fascist coalition that includes tons of people who you strongly disagree with, because buddy, you're in one
House is pregnant
good for him!!!!
it was a baby girl! what should he name her?
all VERY good suggestions!
December 30 2022 was a Friday!
for me it was tuesday
I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
I think...you might be right
what the fuck
curious that you think I'm a bitch, considering the homunculus clone of you that I keep in my basement has never said something like that to me. could it simply be that the stresses of your daily life are making you irritable?
we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women
to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)
addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative
I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.
This two dimensional tromp-l'oeil, was crafted by Robert Sprachman from cedar shingles on the end wall of a garage [source and more artworks by the author: https://buff.ly/2ZmOAvq]
32 years later
I fully scrolled down expecting to see Wile E Coyote splattered on the second one.
Looking at the costs of things in countries that are less expensive and I think to myself ah so this is how Swiss people feel looking at every other country
I’ve got family from Switzerland and whenever they come to the US they arrive with suitcases full of clothes and other things that they want to throw away and they leave them here and fill them up again with a ton of stuff that they buy in the US. They always spend half of their time here shopping and I never quite understood that but then I started looking at what stuff costs in like Thailand and China and whatnot and I was like oh okay. I see. The entire world looks like this to them.
If you’re from like, say, literally anywhere, literally everything in Switzerland costs too much. Swiss people get annoyed at everyone saying that but it’s true and that’s why people say it. So nobody’s gonna stop saying it.
Swiss people do generally get paid enough to live in Switzerland though. So they go almost literally anywhere else and it’s like throwing pennies around. A Swiss person living in a studio apartment in Zurich could probably afford to buy your house and also you.
If you’ve ever looked at Thailand or something and been like what I can stay in a hotel for like 10 bucks a night???? That’s the world they live in.
So what you're saying is that I should be trying to attract Swiss patrons and ko-fi supporters.
