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Damn you can get it by the bottle now?
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idk what to do for april fools on here cuz i don’t wanna change my icon and i don’t wanna hit post limit via spam
some ideas for u:
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i promise you it’s not a rickroll
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Source: Usuzumi no Hate ウスズミの果て
by Haruo Iwamune
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Babe are you progesteron, because I want you inside of me
Babe are you boobs, because you've been growing on me
Babe are you estradiol, because i want you in my mouth for 20 minutes before swallowing you
This is why accessibilityis so important.
To everyone saying they recognize the program this was made in and thinks this was an architectural software — NO IT WASN’T. This is a player wearing an orca avatar in an MMO at a public humiliation/exposure fetish place and as soon as the orca entered that place he found it was a bunch of real life photographs of old guys bending over and exposing their assholes. After staring at a certain German guy’s picture for too long the guy in the picture noticed this (he was zoomed in) and messaged the orca some shit like “does Sir like what he sees?” “the slave thanks you for looking.” the orca didn’t have the social skills to handle this, tried to be polite, panicked, tried to turn around but since the avatar is so big it was like the Austin Powers truck driving scene and every way he turned he saw more babyboomer asshole. how do i know this? that orca, was me
Reblogged rockergiirl
A woman’s place is on the battlefield
so you think women should die
funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?
you’re right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women
Reblogged sourcreammachine
a proposition has been submitted to build a satellite which can detect trans women from orbit and fire lasers at them. opponents of the plan are saying that it could incorrectly identify them as well and they don't want to be wrongly fried
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had the funniest possible interaction this weekend
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Mark Rothko, Four Darks in Red, 1958
littlegreenfag
happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting
iive been so obsessed with this video for days
yapdollar visits nightvale ass radio dj
[audio transcript: That was "I had some help" on G96. Here's what I need some help with. I need help deciphering the symbols I see when I close my eyes. What are theeeey!?! I have been seeing these symbols ever since a strange man with a briefcase started chilling up here at the office at G96. I'm the only one who can see him. Last night I saw him at my house, standing at the edge of the street. Why was he at my hooooouse!?! He pointed at the sky. Now the symbols are there and they don't go away. They are always there. They are there right now. Yep, I just closed my eyes. I can see them now. 68 degrees today. Funny enough, 68 is a number that appears in the sequence of symbols behind my eyelids. What are theeeeeeey!?! Should I go to the doctor? Whoooo is the man? Somebody tell me. It's G96]
Buddy is fully cooked lmao
