woman: why are the heard and mcdonald islands, which don’t export to the united states, and are quite literally inhabited by penguins – why do they face 10% tariffs? did you use AI to generate this?
man: [extremely nervous and suspicious laughter] ehehehe….. no…..
We have an AI now! There’s an AI! There’s AI! It’ll do that for you. It can do that for you in a worse way! We have AI now! AI chat bot, we got it! It can know all your information and make an AI response! Is it safe? Is it safe? We don’t know. We laid off the workers focused on the safety. They were making it take longer. They were making it take longer than the 2 weeks we spent slapping this together to get our nose out ahead in the rat race. Investors love AI. Investors love when we say “Customers love AI!” Please love it. Please say you love it. It’s fine if you don’t. We’re telling the investors you said you love it. We love it. Our whole company loves it. We laid off everyone who’s been at the company for longer than 7 years. They can use AI to write their job applications. We laid off everyone who’s been here longer than 5 years. This is such a company #moment 🤗. Our AI can do that for you.
Emily | 28 | she/her | fantailsock on AO3 | Chamberofemily basically everywhere else!
ace attorney, star trek and vocaloid stuff are main stays, with bg3 creepin up in there
