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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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sneakyspades

hold on gotta look somehing up

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[[ Transmission of image ]]

Three pictures are displayed. The first is a picture with a Magic the Gathering card and a circular piece of wood. The card has a circular piece taken out. The text reads as the following:

D&D players, here’s a great way to turn your old Magic cards into tokens in case you don’t have any minis.

The second is a reaction meme with Skipper from the Penguins of Madagascar TV show.

The third is a screenshot showing the value of the Magic the Gathering card from the first picture. At TCGplayer.com the card, a Black Lotus, is shows at the value of $42,000.

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perfectcromulence

After reblogging this post an hour or so ago I wised up and realized there’s no reason to make a game token for a blue flower. To demonstrate the utility of this craft technique, you’d use an orc or an elf or something like that. The first image above has got to be a photoshop. Here’s the original image:

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shakuras3nder

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scarlet-rosepetals

I hope I keep seeing iterations of this post with new additions of “actually that’s photoshopped, THIS is the real image” with an increasing number of wildly expensive Magic cards.

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dragongirlsweetie

trans women: ugh i'm so tired of being seen as a disgusting worthless sex object

50% of people: aww don't worry i see you as a desireable sex object <3

other 50% of people: i just combed through your social media account and found out you have expressed sexuality several times before, even as recently as just last week. if you're not gonna be perfectly chaste and completely repress this emotion that most people have then you can't expect people not to see you as a sex object. you basically are one anyways

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heystephen

37 people were illegally detained in Bellingham, Washington for the ‘crime’ of speaking Spanish. This is so fucking inhumane and cruel

greatcomets

⬆️ racial unity now is matching funds for the detainees and their families. please help if you can.

hyrude

it's shameful how long i had to look to find an article covering this story that gives more information besides saying "37 undocumented workers were arrested wednesday." cascadia news and the AP were the only sources i found that include any journalism whatsoever beyond the police report.

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versegm

Btw much as I love to make fun of twitter and reddit's business decisions, I have 0% trust in tumblr's management to not go a similar route so this is your gentle reminder that you should regularly go to your blog settings to export your blog. That's a fancy way of saying you can download a backup of your blog so if everything goes down you'll still have a backup of your posts & convos.

versegm

It's gonna come as a surprise to most of you, but if you don't want to do that for whatever reason you're allowed to not reblog this post. I'm not holding a gun to your head here I'm just trying to spread the word for people who do want a backup of their stuff.

magz

Also, made this guide for backup Tumblr blogs (ft. export blog method, and python 3 script method):

thebrutalballadoffangusklot
thebrutalballadoffangusklot

“We’re used to a real suoerman” and it’s synder supes in reply to someone saying synder fans are afraid of gunn’s

I feel so stupid cause eveyrtime I see someone post scenes from man of steel I just

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How can you look me in the eye and tell me

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Clark Kent, that simple farm boy from fucking Smallsville would CRUFICY A MANS TRUCK

Yea fucking for real Clark has been especially petty to people but you know what he does? He doesn’t alert to the world he’s Superman or go and do something that would ruin their fuvking life even if they were being a cunt

Everything about the way he acts in this movie pisses me OFF

thatlittleegyptologist
icantspellthings

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Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

queen-of-hobgobblers

Tumblr is the website where you ramble to yourself like a madman until someone decides they like you and put you into their pocket like a shiny rock. That's how you get followers