To Become A Mouse Errant

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
miniaturedeerfestival
i don't think in words much but i definitely talk to myself out loud if there's no embarrassing audience usually something like 'okay muisje it's time to go wash the dishes' either 'we can do this' or 'you can do this'
takadasaiko
apolladay

Are you able to sleep through the whole night (if you're getting more than six hours of sleep)?

Yes (explain HOW in the tags pls)

No (do people actually sleep thru the night? thought that was a myth)

Bald/Nuance answer

'how' is 'i just do it'? sorry i can't offer better help my executive function might be extremely marginal my emotional resilience terrible i am deeply familiar with struggling to do what others seem to do easily the only consolation i can offer is that sleeping/waking on demand being easy for me IS because it comes naturally if your sleep is more disordered than another person's it might have absolutely nothing to do with you doing something wrong it might be just a natural disadvantage though i'd do a thorough physical and mental health checkthru before just accepting insomnia there are so so many stressors that can impact sleep and then it's a feedback cycle if you're lucky you might just lack The Vitamin and be able to break the cycle
miniaturedeerfestival
penny-anna

Anyone else get screwed over by worLdle's April fools joke this morning

penny-anna

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Like I figured out what they were doing and put in the answer and it came up as incorrect. Messaged my sister and she's like oh I think it's [redacted] and I'm like no? And she's like yes and sends me a screenshot of her completed game w it as the right answer and a message saying 'haha you solved our little joke' so I'm there like ohh ok it's just bullying me personally then

it took me a while bc i was focusing on the center too much but i succeeded eventually worldle april fools
miniaturedeerfestival
mundaneone


@leaving-earth requested the least seen movies. So here we have a list of the top 100 films that tumblr users reported as having heard of but not having seen per results on @haveyouseenthismovie-poll.

TW: A couple of films famous for racism are on this list so please enter at your own risk.

How Many Have You Seen?

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All 100

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eleven but i'm curious what the answer would have been had i not taken that scifi class in college p sure i'd be at least one rung lower
miniaturedeerfestival
fnord888

It would be funny if nuclear waste warning messages become an attraction for future historical linguists.

I mean look at this thing:

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A parallel text in 7 languages, with 4 different scripts between them! And pictograms! All designed to be preserved intact!

max1461

maybe nothing of value to you is here

mylordshesacactus

That is legitimately a massive problem that the nuclear waste warning projects are aware of and trying desperately to counteract.

Like, every post about them on tumblr going “lmao let’s be real, if I saw this shit I would stop at nothing to explore it” is highlighting the central conceit of the yucca mountain project.

The project is VERY aware of humanity’s tendency to explore, and the people involved are tormented constantly by the fact that ANYTHING they do to indicate “this specific place is extremely deadly and there’s nothing valuable here, GO AWAY” is going to become a fucking MAGNET for treasure hunters, explorers, adventurers, mystery enthusiasts, conspiracy theorists…like, the MOMENT it’s discovered, people will flood that place.

That’s what makes the project so fascinatingly difficult! There’s so much they have to convey, but at the same time, they have to do so without making the site itself interesting in any way, and without making it significant. Many possible warnings don’t incorporate a message at all, focusing instead on simply making the site as ugly, inconvenient, and unimportant-looking as possible so that it’s just never disturbed because nobody is interested in getting close. (It’s why seemingly crazy ideas like the color-changing cat priesthood are actually more viable than the seemingly “practical” example above, which still depends on written warnings guaranteed to be extremely interesting to future humans AND depends on the idea that those future humans will be able to decipher any of our languages. The most viable ideas focus on exploiting superstition and the subconscious, rather than LITERALLY trying to communicate “This place is not a place of honor” etc in as many words. Those are general ideas to be gotten across, not a script.)

The impossible catch-22 of the nuclear waste warning projects is that they absolutely MUST communicate the level of danger and the importance of keeping your distance…while also being acutely aware that warnings on the walls of ancient burial sites about the horrible curses that would afflict anyone who disturbed them did jack-fuck all to dissuade archaeologists.

Anything we do to make the warning seem important will guarantee it’s disregarded, but if we fail to make the warning unmistakable enough, we’re responsible for whatever happens to the humans ten thousand years in the future who suffer from our mistakes.

yesthatgino

If the area is to become unappealing why not put a landfill over it. To get to the death rocks you’ll have to dig through undecayed cabbage

odonata523

See above re: archeologists. Who just LOVE garbage dumps for what they can learn about people’s day-to-day lives.

aeshnacyanea2000

‘And there’s the sign, Ridcully,’ said the Dean. ‘You have read it, I assume. You know? The sign which says “Do not, under any circumstances, open this door”?’
‘Of course I’ve read it,’ said Ridcully. ‘Why d’yer think I want it opened?’
‘Er … why?’ said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
‘To see why they wanted it shut, of course.’  *

* This exchange contains almost all you need to know about human civilization. At least, those bits of it that are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.

– Terry Pratchett - Hogfather

finding-flight

I can’t belive they just dropped “color-changing cat priesthood” with zero explanation, so I googled it and here you go:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_cat

artistic-arteries

a meme from The Good Place that depicts nuclear waste warning nerds saying "yeah, yeah, the color changing cat priesthood, we've all seen it"
mothman-etd

What I find extra funny about the Pratchett quote was he was the press office for a nuclear power plant before he was a full time author.

kiralamouse

I’m convinced that the nuclear waste warning concept is doomed to failure, because the problem isn’t communicating the issue, the problem is people believing the message enough to act on it. And *gestures at the current state of misinformation and disinformation and general madness* people have trouble distinguishing between true and false info as it is. There would always, always, always be SOMEONE who didn’t believe the warning. And think about the purpose of the warning! It’s supposed to be there as a failsafe if all current understanding is lost. How many more people will ignore a warning from a long-lost culture with unknown credibility?

A possibly more useful message to encode would be “now that you’ve exposed yourself to radiation like an idiot and found out that we knew what we were talking about, here are your survival odds and here’s what you can do to improve them”.

nuclear waste warning put the complex text just out of range of the danger and just put symbols around the danger zone that'll at least keep the linguists safer but there's nothing we can do to keep curious people away if the understanding is lost