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My Wife’s Lovers, 1891, Carl Kahler
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Because the notes are full of people arguing over which game is better
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Anonymous asked:
this is a strange ask but do you know of any that smell like a shipwreck? like an old wooden boat shipwreck specifically ^^;
hey. hold up
i went to go do research and
diving suit? diving suit note? diving suit note???
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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
baby need smoko
BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO
IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO
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dandelions deserve more respect than they get
you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”
The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro
they have and they will
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I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though
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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys
these tags are gold omg
It's a misconception that the mimics are hunting humans when they trail along at the back of hiking groups.
In fact, the creature you'll find suddenly walking beside you and acting as if they've always been there is almost certainly a juvenile, as the adults lose the ability when they reach reproductive age.
Recent studies suggest the forest mimic is less like a preying mantis (mimicry as a hunting strategy) and more like a cuckoo (mimicry as a protective strategy for their young). Adult forest mimics will leave their offspring near a group of hikers while they forage during the day, and retrieve them near trailheads in the evening. Groups of hikers provide safety from predators and allow the parents of the species the freedom to forage more widely.
For this reason, the traditional advice to never let a mimic into your vehicle is still very important, as this would separate the young mimic from its mother. If a juvenile forest mimic does follow your group to the parking lot, you can keep it entertained with trail snacks, dad jokes, and simple goofs. The mother will usually collect them shortly before sunset.
When you notice the woods around the trailhead go silent and feel a sense of nameless foreboding, find an excuse to avert your attention from the juvenile so it can sneak back into the forest to rejoin its mother, convinced it's fooled another party of unsuspecting humans.
surprisingly wholesome takes from the cryptid community here
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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy
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Hey @elodieunderglass leucistic fur seal!
Thank you so much! Little mozzarella stick. Little unseasoned chicken wing. Little cocktail sausage
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ur-daily-inspiration
Purple Starling
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the most disturbing trend in online leftism is outright hostility towards any kind of community building tools and forgiveness whatsoever.
prioritizing cruelty in the pursuit of justice is still prioritizing cruelty
A pessimism that becomes a fatalism, a fatalism that becomes a nihilism, a nihilism that blunts the ability to empathize. It’s as much about the attitude toward the world as anything else.
Gotta disagree with this. We should not only prioritize cruelty towards the intolerant, but understand it as necessary to maintain a truly tolerant society where the diversity of humanity can flourish or we'll cycle right back to exactly where we are now. It's literally called the Paradox of Tolerance and as leftists we need to foster a greater respect for it.
