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10. Mindfulness I
I remember hearing several years ago that people were getting burnt out on the overuse of the word “mindfulness”, which is super unfortunate. I hope it doesn’t have too many negative associations for you, because it’s a super practical skill!
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Guys being gay for Arthur Morgan is a great trend
Source: reddit.com
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Arthur Morgan can shit post just as well as any of us. “A tiny church for a tiny congregation” is so fucking FUNNY are you kidding me?
The rest of this post is gonna be filled with funny things I find in his journel:
“She’s missing a tiny magician. I suppose we all are.”
“The world is full of self-pitying drunks. Hell I hope I grow into one myself!”
“...Like a real proper gentleman, he tried to kill me.”
“The show was interesting to say the least. And also dreadful.”
“Again, he somehow survived.”
“Met a woman who’d killed a John” (I thought someone had killed one of the many John Marstons)
“Took him to the sheriff after he nearly killed me. He jumped the sheriff. Then I killed him.”
“I’ve met some charming women in my time. Catherine Braithwaite ain’t one of them.”
- “A sourer old jug of piss and bullshit I ain’t never met.”
“Quite the most alive creature we have met down here.”
“The looks of loathing on the faces of the locals delighted me.”
“I will live, if even uglier than before.”
“Still NO GOLD, but a SHIT load of trouble.”
“Home for, now.”
“This was a new low, even by my standards.”
“Said he was an artist, although I’m not sure I see what is so good about it.”
“I’m still amazed by what I experienced. He had me control a tiny boat.”
“Always heard Saint Denis was one of the seven wonders of the world. If so I don’t wanna see the other six.”
“I have not ever met a lizard in a suit before, only now I have.”
“Strange creature, men.”
“Dancing from France. Real nice. What is wrong with me?”
“Went to teach Bronte a lesson. Taught him something, I guess. Taught him alligators have a nasty way about them.”
“Wants to take me hunting. Hamish, not the pike.”
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Headcannons be because I can
- Arthur subconsciously knows that he's thicc, he kinda hates it but some part of him is like "oh shit, word?" He knows that it makes him intimidating. Only reason he hates it is because he can usually catch women staring.
- Dutch once slapped Hosea and that was almost his last day on earth
- Charles tends to go for women over men, but he's been caught staring at Arthur when he's doing chores.
- Bill actually does have like, real bad ptsd, he absolutely hates that no one believes him and that's why he gets so pissed when he gets pushed away, it's a serious thing and no one seems to care.
- Hosea is usually very quiet, he never yells, never raises his voice, nothing, but you mess with his boys and, well, it's not gonna end well for you. John got into a scuffle once, right after he joined and came back to camp with blood on his face and bruises on his arms. Arthur and Dutch had to hold him back.
- Micah sometimes will look at the camp and feel slightly ashamed of what he's planning to do to them, but it never lasts long. His interests far outweighs the shame.
- Jack won't admit it because he's always trying to get John to like him, but he sees Arthur as more of a father than John, and if he could he'd probably call Arthur dad instead.
- Abigail quite honestly almost asked Arthur to be Jack's father, after John left Arthur did everything he could to help her and it made her want to ask him to be the boys adoptive father.
- John feels awful for leaving and he feels awful for not being a better father too, he wants to try, he wants to be a better father and have a better relationship with Jack but he just doesn't know how.
- Molly hates herself for leaving with Dutch, originally it wasn't so bad, originally it had been fun, but when he stopped caring for her she realized exactly what he was and wished she'd never followed him.
- Mary-Beth wishes she had enough courage to tell Arthur how she felt, and she regretted not telling him after she learned of his death. From that point on she used him as a muse for characters in her books, strong, silent type men who could get the job done, men who cared.
- Karen used to have a small crush on Arthur and also Charles but she truly loved Sean and nothing could change it.
- Sadie, who never found love after Jake, considered Arthur to be her best friend, and she took his death very badly. Of course she speculated he died before she actually got the news of it, but it still hit hard either way. She drank for days on end before she started her bounty hunting.
- Tilly always kind of had a deep rooted anger towards Dutch that she could never explain, she was grateful he had saved her of course, but there was always that little feeling of resentment towards him
- Javier has a book of songs he's wrote about every single camp member.
- Pearson likes cooking for camp but he does get kinda pissed when everyone decides that the food isn't good enough. You try cooking for 20 people everyday.
- Sometimes Arthur will shave his face and accidentally cut his face which will result in him saying "Aw shit." And then muttering "I probably deserved that."
- Charles is constantly ready to throw hands with Micah, but doesn't want to cause trouble, therefore when he gets really annoyed he'll simply walk away.
- Arthur hates to admit it but uh....he's definently had dreams about some of the girls in camp.
- There was an entire week where the girls refused to do the men's laundry because it was so gross. Arthur offered to help but because Dutch is Dutch, he refused to let him help.
- Arthur will sometimes doodle small cartoon characters of the members in camp and jokingly make fun of them with little sayings.
- Dutch's little cartoon of course says "I have a plan."
- Hosea swears on his life that Dutch gave him a heart attack.
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Fane: Ha! Our enemies are crushed! What were they even thinking, going up against an Eternal?
Red Prince: They were thinking they’re going up against a common undead, who stuck a tacky gem into his forehead. You claim to be a great scholar, yet you fail to realize that these bandits could not have any knowledge of Eternals or that a normally looking undead could be one. The real proof of their foolishness is that they saw me - the fabled Red Prince, the Spouse of Sun who cannot be mistaken for a common wretch, and still thought they had a chance.
Fane: And why should anyone be afraid of you just because you’re weirdly colored for your race? You didn’t choose the color yourself, as we Eternals did, you were born as a genetic aberration. That your color is so uncommon only means it’s a weak, recessive gene, and so logically it means you’re weaker than the other specimen.
Ifan, quietly to himself: Oh, here we go again.
Red Prince: Every idiot with a smallest access to civilization knows that my color marks me as an unstoppable General of the Empire!
Fane: Well, if your people manage to forget about existence of such glory as Eternals, not knowing some local warmonger is unsurprising.
Lohse: Girls, girls, stop fighting, you’re both pretty.
*They proceed to fight for 2 hours until the Godwoken casts Silence and then they start showing each other rude gestures*
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Poor edgelord Fane… Lohse, be careful, he’s going to rip off your face bc of your stupid songs xD
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Concept: a D&D campaign that borrows the format of a Pokémon journey: the party is a bunch of goofy teenagers going on a road trip to brave the strongholds of legendary exemplars of the twelve core-book character classes and win tokens of their esteem. Each stronghold would be themed around the character class of its master: e.g., the Wizard would have a puzzle-filled dungeon under their tower; the Fighter would require the party to participate in a four-on-four tournament against other adventuring parties for the right to face them in battle; the Rogue would refuse them out of hand, but leave the badge in a conspicuous-but-secure location as an unspoken challenge to steal the dumb thing if they want it so badly; and so forth.
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We abducted humans.
To be fair, we abducted members of every new race. Abduct a small percentage of the population, expose them to some galactic prisoners, and we get a good idea of what germs, diseases, and viruses will make the jump between races. Do this over the course of a [roughly equivalent to a century], and you get a good idea of what there is, how quickly it mutates, etc. You also have the time to develop vaccines for any races that might be affected by the new race (including itself- we’re not heartless).
But we underestimated humans.
It was [roughly equivalent to four decades] into our testing of humanity. We picked up a human from his transport and placed him in a containment cell. He had some nutrients with him, and we picked that up too: less we had to feed him later.
But we underestimated the resourcefulness of humans.
Something went wrong- we think it was a door malfunction- and he escaped the cell. He disabled the guards easily (we suspect they were less alert than they should have been) and took their weapons. We locked all hatches, hoping to seal him in the laboratory wing. Unfortunately, he hacked the shipboard computer, gaining control of all systems. He made his way to the bridge, where he took the captain hostage. We offered him riches, technologies beyond human understanding.
But we underestimated the stubbornness of humans.
He was paid us no mind as he wrestled with the controls, as if on some quest. He punched numbers and figures into the console, and mumbled something about ‘being lit on fire’ by a superior. He set the ship down on the other side of the city from where he was picked up and opened the doors. We braced ourselves for a military confrontation, but it seemed like we were outside another human’s abode. He jumped out, carrying the nutrients with him.
We underestimated Domino’s 30-minute or free guarantee.
