I like tumblr because it’s the only social media platform that isn’t like “look how great my life is going right now!” it’s literally just shitposting. it’s the one website that doesn’t destroy your self esteem. no one has ever read a text post that just said “bungus” and been like “wow they have their whole life together and I wish that could be me” and I’m here for it
took a nap and in my dream for some reason Chris Pratt was at my work with a seal that was apparently his pet and he was like do you guys wanna see something cool? and we were like ‘sure Chris Pratt’ and he started playing soulja boi on his phone and somehow the seal was doing the dance perfectly and me and my coworkers were like
and I couldn’t find my phone to film it and he was like 'that’s the best part, no one will believe you’
…Chris Pratt distracted me with the seal so he could steal my phone, didn’t he?
Once you realize there is no such thing as an easy weeknight dinner that comes together in under 30 minutes, that’s when the next phase of your life begins
idk it really bothers me when people make fun of women and try to justify it by saying White Women or Straight Women or Cis Women or whatever because 85% of the time theyre not criticizing white supremacy or heterosexuality or anything to do with harmful gender stereotypes, they’re just making fun of women who Happen to belong to a specific group & are trying to justify their misogyny (intentionally or not) by slapping CISHET onto it
