lmfaooo i was offered contracts with guaranteed funds by dozens of cryptobros back when the NFT grift market started exploding, even some wanting to pay in bitcoin.
you can think i’m full of shit, you’re literally anonymous because you’re too scared and pathetic to stand by your words. at least i stand by mine in front of thousands 😇
i just wanna say i went parasailing and ocean kayaking under the full moon today; what has your anon ass done even remotely as cool? completely funded by your own hard fucking work and effort?? enlighten me what i’m fronting about 😭 i turn down grifts and i still do well.
honestly you’re either a grifter i refused to work with or are jealous… which i get babe. i’m succeeding for a reason.
also this is a literal brag. i’ve earned it, just like a lot of others have. i literally started this as a side income so i could afford my rent and now it’s my main income.
I JUST REMEMBERED HEARING AN ELON MUSK QUOTE WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT HOW HE BELIEVES CHESS IS “TOO SIMPLE” OR WHATEVER AND HE SAID HIS FAVORITE GAME WAS A GAME CALLED “POLYTOPIA”
I JUST REMEMBERED THAT IVE PLAYED POLYTOPIA
It being Elon’s favorite game (or at least one so important to him that his biographer dedicates a lot of time to it) is…..really really funny.
Basically, imagine Civilization, but as a mobile game. So like if Civilization Revolution was even more dumbed down (that’s a Civilization insult. That’s devastating. It’s devastated right now). For what it’s worth, it’s not a bad game. On the contrary, from what I could tell in the little bit of time I played it, it’s a perfectly competent game with good design. But it’s not a deep game by any means. I played through it once, won easily on my first go, then saw that the other playable characters had barely any differences between them.
Like, not to imply you can judge a book by its cover, but here’s what it looks like
I came across an article by Dave Karpf discussing this exact thing, and I think it describes it wonderfully
I think that, when you are on hold, the hold music should not stop to tell you that you are on hold. The hold music should only stop when someone actually picks up your call. Vote me for president
“There are 5 callers ahead of you” can stay but it’s on thin fucking ice, i.e, it can only stay if it plays when the number of callers ahead of you changes and not every 5 minutes. And CERTAINLY not every 30 seconds
moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker “judas” for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in “jeudis,” and say quietly to himself “french thursday…?”
they never tell you that blocking the tag is only half the battle. then you have to stop yourself from clicking out of morbid curiostiy every time it shows up on your dash like one of those psych tests where they have you sit in a room with a buzzer that shocks you
driving in the city is all about using your maximum amount of brain power to avoid a vehicular manslaughter charge while seemingly everyone else around you has made it their holy mission to get hit by your car
