Sorry I'm late, I got added to the Wild Hunt last night and ran and reveled with them for what felt like 100 years plus a day until I landed the killing blow on a stag with bronze antlers then suddenly woke in my bed, willow leaves in my hair, a nameless song echoing in my ears, and my hands still bloody, so yeah, totally missed my alarm and stuff.
look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.
Yes. Women should be babied more. Warm blanket. Fed. Watered. Not having to lift a finger all day. You take care of us when we're ill EVEN when you're ill yourself. That will not stand. Not a chance
ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals
chomp
its always funny in sillydelphia
We need to put Trump's name on this.
if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.
When the economy's taking a dump?
It's the Trump Slump!
Health man wants you to get mumps?
It's the Trump Slump!
Damn Nazis think they can fist pump?
It's the Trump Slump!
girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.
