straight up forgot there was a wwz game that came out like. four years ago

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

A little of column A, a little of column B honestly? Like drumline for sure are the horniest of horny band kids im my experience. Clarinets have usually never heard of sex in their entire lives. Trumpets though; those weirdos are hard to pin down. Trombones like to pretend to be horny mcsexman, but I don’t recall a single one getting laid in my entire career

We won’t talk about saxophones. I played saxophone. Our whole section is just… just a little wrong, man.

what like some omegaverse stuff?

Eh. More like the kinksters who hide it so well you don’t believe it until you see one of them in a puppy mask and latex body suit walking down the street on a leash. Like. We’re the real morally depraved ones. I remember a conversation about how many people could feasibly be involved in an orgy on the bus before the director noticed. Out loud. Three seats away from aforementioned director. My entire section was just like nodding along and chiming in. The tenor sax guy was like “well, if everyone bit down on their feather (the plume fluffy thing on band hats) nobody would moan loud enough to be heard over the road noise” which was the only point at which the director chimed in with a carefully neutral “don’t get saliva on those things I hate cleaning them.” That was the tamest conversation we had on that bus.

Like, during band camp, while everyone else was laying in the AC dying of heat stroke, my entire section would go down to the creek, strip half naked, and tally what everyone had gotten up to that summer, and by what everyone had gotten up to that summer I mean who fucked who and how. Usually with a joint or a bottle of liquor to pass around because the only way any of us were getting through the second half of the day was to be a little high and a lot looser in our own bodies.

so like some omegaverse stuff

auto suggest bewilders me

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

Noli anxiari! Fore ambulo exercitans

ILLUD corpus

Behold: the stupidest game ive ever made

you play as a highland cow who rolls around and eats pizza while you are hunted down by Mr Peanut

for the record this was made in a single period of my game design class

Okay how tf did this get almost 40 notes????

That’s more than any of the actual games I’ve made 😭

Is this what the people want? Rolling highland cows?? and evil Mr Peanut???

yes ma'am, we love round rolly animals

i swear if this somehow reaches 75 notes i will turn this into a full game and post a playable version

ah. my hubris may have been my downfall

yeah this website scares me

We are coming. Fascists beware.

Join the correct side of history.

Chicago:

Boston

New Orleans

Asheville, NC

only just remembered the conversation I had with the person who said they couldn’t read anything written by a lesbian because they were a bisexual and it would be seen as infiltrating a space that wasn’t intended for them and wasting resources that weren’t theirs to use and they were terrified of getting in Trouble.

“why are people afraid to read theory and history” the answers are sadder and more frightening than anything you can imagine

Once I was pottering around here on Tumblr and I stumbled across some random girl's blog and her pinned post was a multiple-paragraph tearful confession that she's fallen in love with a man and now identifies as bisexual so she'll be removing herself from her lesbian online community and she's so so sorry for the harm she's caused by violating their safe space as a non-lesbian, she genuinely didn't know, she thought she was a lesbian until this man came along and she's so sorry for accidentally deceiving the community and making them unsafe.

I think about that poor, poor girl a lot, and hope she found a healthier community.

From Anomaly Diversion For the upcoming Chapter 4.

We are going to get fed the next chapter and I honestly can't wait

president whispering obelisk has been making some political moves lately that honestly seem geared toward the destruction of all life

Best thing about writing a story called Charlie MacNamara Saves the Princess is making Charlie MacNamara constantly think about how she's just gonna go home and not save the princess

Charlie in her book:

Grocery shopping, even online is a nightmare. It's like when somebody asks what do you want for Christmas" and you forget everything you've ever desired, except I have to do it every 2 weeks or so. "Hey what food do you want us to bring you" I don't fuckign. know. I've never eaten in my life.

My brother's family are staying at my place for easter so I have to remember what normal people eat and have civilised food before they get here.

we need to talk abt the power scaling problem in playing pretend :/

you cant just be invincible i GOT you i fucking got yoiu with my powers ok??????

Trust the process

Trust the process

Trust the process

Trust the process

Trust the process

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feeding my pride and joy his favourite meal

original idea from the wonderful syn on twitter

originally posted on my twitter but i like tumblr more