@chuchujelli - My Legend of Zelda side blog
@asmo-baby - My Obey Me side blog
@lightbringerbun - My Mo Dao Zu Shi side blog
@jelli-art - My art blog (you’re here)
@linkedbytime - My Legend of Zelda comic
It’s harder to tag things on mobile so I’ve started making side blogs to store my interests more easily.
@jellimon - My Pokémon side blog
Many of the harmful qualities of personal electronics as we know them today are actually not inherent to the the technology, they are arbitrary preferences of steve jobs. The notion that a personal electronic device should be unrepairable and should be thrown away and replaced yearly is the prime example. Before steve jobs came up with this shit, personal electronics were built to last ten years *at minimum*. Electronics could be degrown by an order of magnitude without losing any of the functionality we currently have just by ending planned obsolescence and securing the right to repair.
there really are few emotions i find more compelling in a story than "you should be afraid of me. please don't be afraid of me"
you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.
you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.
you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.
you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.
you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.
you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.
You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.
Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process
You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years.
And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way.
Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build.
No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them.
And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast.
Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain.
i love and support all strong, fat people
good dynamic: character who’s too deeply rooted to a fault + character who’s never been able to form roots anywhere before
ok everyone else shut up this is the only one that matters
the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
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when referring to yourself in your head, what pronoun do you use?
first person (“i need to wash the dishes”)
second person (“you need to wash the dishes”)
third person (“they need to wash the dishes”)
plural (“we need to wash the dishes”)
i don’t think in words
extra secret answer (explain in tags)
My very first ychcommission is here! (I'm also still open for headshot commissions) Nervous but excited! I wanna draw cute couples! Any shares much appreciated
Shares much appreciated since Tumblr suppresses posts with links
Realizing some folks don't know what "YCH" means, oops!
It stands for "Your Character Here" as in, I draw your characters in the pose above. The "A" and "B" are so you can tell me which characters to draw where. I hope that helps explain it!
