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Is it time for a nap yet?

@jedi-bird

Agent17 on ao3. Book addict, tea snob, and S.H.I.E.L.D. nerd. Star Wars fanatic (especially Rogue One), multi shipper across multi fandoms. Wanna-be writer and certified crazy cat lady.

If anyone has taken their eyes off what's happening to federal workers in the US right now, here's some highlights that we're hearing from our comrades across the government who have not yet been fired:

  • In one building (hosting multiple agencies), the locks on the bathroom were changed so employees no longer have any access to a bathroom during the workday. People are peeing in trash cans.
  • Elsewhere, multiple agencies have reported that hand soap is no longer being supplied in the bathrooms.
  • Toilet paper supplies have not been adjusted to meet the needs of a vastly increased number of in-office employees.
  • Employee-owned coffee and coffee makers have been stolen or thrown away without notice (it was already illegal for taxpayer dollars to be spent on supplying federal employees with amenities like coffee, so many offices have coffee supplied by pooled employee funds).
  • Meanwhile, many offices don't even have potable drinking water (recurrent legionella outbreaks), so employees have to bring their own water from home.
  • Despite an explosion in the number of workers in offices, cleaning budgets have been slashed and many offices are not being cleaned regularly enough to remain sanitary. Pests like roaches and rats are a problem.
  • The firings continue, legal and illegal. Entire programs are being cut. Managers have no idea when they might lose staff. Employees are getting fired at 6pm on a weekend or finding out when they're unable to log into their computer or when they receive a shipping label in the mail to return their equipment.
  • Through all of this, the DOGE employees in federal workplaces are enjoying incredible and expensive luxury: AI-powered sleep pods, entire dormitories so they can live in federal buildings, nurseries for their children on site, free food and beverages, laundry services, and who knows what else. They have special security to restrict access to their areas of the buildings, including armed guards.

And I'm not just saying this to lament how bad it is for federal workers. I'm saying this because, as workers are reporting this to one another, the response is, inevitably: "This is illegal." "Yes, but who would I report it to? OPM? They're a DOGE puppet. OSHA? They've cut OSHA. The Inspectors General? Cut. The NLRB? Cut. My union? No longer recognized."

There is no one left to enforce these laws, so taking away access to basic sanitation is now effectively legal. They are doing this to federal workers, who historically have been some of the best-protected workers in the country. They are doing this specifically because it demonstrates to the public sector that it is now legal to do these things to their own workers.

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Did a full motif tonight and I can now confidently say each one of these takes me approximately 2 hours 15 minutes. I’ve got 20-22 more to do (depending on final measurements), plus border stitching, so I’ve still got at MINIMUM 50 more hours on this hem 🤪 I’m guessing closer to 60. Wheeeee!

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cowpokeprose

You hate yourself so loudly. You hate yourself at the top of your lungs. Your loathing for yourself permeates your speech. “Sorry I’m just rambling.” “Don’t worry about it.” “Just ignore me.” “Sorry if I’m annoying you.” “Sorry I don’t make sense.” “Sorry about that.” Sorry, sorry, sorry. You act as if you have to beat everyone else to the punch. As if the punching bag is you. If you hate yourself first, if you hate yourself loudest, then nobody will hurt you. You clapped your hands over your ears and shut your eyes and balled yourself up so that you’d never have to experience people’s loathing for you. And it meant you never heard their love. You drowned it out. You screamed your hatred over it. And you never got to hear it. 

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obsidian-wolf-whisperer

..ouch… didn’t expect to be called out like that

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so when the tile was being put into my bathrooms, i originally wanted larger tiles, about three inches across or so.  but that was out of stock, so i ended up going with tiles that had the same shape, but were vastly smaller - about the size of a quarter.

i also requested dark grout, knowing that with the smaller tiles there’d be a shit ton of grout, but due to a miscommunication i have white grout.  a lot of white grout.  and it’s a bitch to keep clean.  so finally i got sick of it and took matters into my own hands by ordering a grout-dyeing pen from the internet

the below photo represents two and a half hours of work:

i have two bathrooms

i regret everything

after a total of six and a half hours, i need a new grout pen and i’m still not halfway done

i’ve made a huge mistake

After eight hours I am not yet halfway done

I have, however, reached the end of my vanity, so from here on out the rows will be longer and will also take longer

I have chosen…poorly

Fourteen hours in.

During hour ten I switched to a new pen and despite being the same shade from the same brand it looks like a different color

At nineteen hours in I realized this is going to take over twenty-four hours total, and then nearly poured toner in my mouth instead of mouthwash while getting ready for bed.

Did I mention that in between floor-dyeing sessions I’ve been assembling and staining a chair because I’m a masochist?

twenty-four and a half hours

i’m gonna go collapse

Four years later:

Bathdoom 2: Electric Boogaloo

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