When you ask to join the local forest cult 🔪

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

We just knew.

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

her!!!

Baby Miette!!!

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

crowfeather's trial is simply not that good if you actually look at its content and not just its intentions

crowfeather's trial things that pissed me off:

She's also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.

There's no "agree to disagree" with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her "I agree with you Joanne" whether you like it or not.

curlfeather as a villain was such a great concept, as well as choosing all the protags, they all had difficult relationships with their moms and at the end of the series it shows how all the mothers did care for their kits in their own way

Sparkpelt loved Nightheart from a distance, both wanting a connection from each other but struggle with initiating it -> both having a familial connection that improves and forgive each other (istg if yall claim Nightheart was in the wrong i will fight you because yall have NOT read the books)

Berryheart did love Sunbeam however the relationship was very intense, after losing Needletail to Darktail and having to deal with the kin made her very strict and conservative this made her and Sunbeams relationship very strained when she tried to get Sunbeam to follow her ideals to the point Sunbeam wonders if her mom loves her due to how conservative she is -> Berryheart shows that she did care for Sunbeam by defending her till her last breath (this does not excuse her actions)

Curlfeather definitely loved her kits but i think she favorited Frostdawn the most , after the death of her mate the moment Frostdawn's dream made her think just maybe she is a medicine cat, she was very close with her and we can definitely see that in book 1, however its found out she was using Frostdawn so she can be leader -> at the end her and Frostdawn talk, a very long talk, her trying to explain her actions and defending it, through and through but she does care for her. from sacrificing herself to actually talking to her.

i wish Berryheart and Sunbeam would've had that kind of talk however with how stubborn Berryheart is, it would've been hard, especially since around that time she did in a way disown her (rejecting help from her + the clans) i think it would be cool to have her talk to her as a ghost or something.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

Many queer people are just fundamentally not normal, because “normal” is socially constructed. It is an arbitrary category meant to be weaponized against marginalized people. If you limit your advocacy for queer rights to those who can be crammed into that category, you won’t have a leg to stand on when that category gets smaller and you suddenly aren’t in it anymore.

"Too often these days I find myself in the position of defending someone I think is annoying from someone I know is dangerous."

Btw much as I love to make fun of twitter and reddit's business decisions, I have 0% trust in tumblr's management to not go a similar route so this is your gentle reminder that you should regularly go to your blog settings to export your blog. That's a fancy way of saying you can download a backup of your blog so if everything goes down you'll still have a backup of your posts & convos.

It's gonna come as a surprise to most of you, but if you don't want to do that for whatever reason you're allowed to not reblog this post. I'm not holding a gun to your head here I'm just trying to spread the word for people who do want a backup of their stuff.

Also, made this guide for backup Tumblr blogs (ft. export blog method, and python 3 script method):

REMINDER: luigi mangione has been accused of killing the CEO, not convicted, and the evidence presented is extremely questionable. luigi mangione is NOT the claims adjuster until proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt in a court of law, and the widespread presumption of his guilt makes it much more likely he will be falsely convicted.

A recent post breached containment so I think it's time for some rent lowering:

Trans children should have the right to undergo the correct puberty at the same time as their peers.

Puberty blockers were only ever a compromise and should not be seen as the end goal of trans advocacy.

what’s wild is that using his kid as a human shield is an admission that his would-be killers have more compassion and humanity than he does. if he actually thought the people seeking to kill him were evil radical terrorists then why would he think having a kid as a human shield would help?

In honour of her recognition as the Erin’s biggest blunder