aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..

hey guys. whats happening on my post

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The second image is the prev tags mentioned, and reads, "me watching two hours worth of cars 3 interviews with brian fee so i can find a concrete source for lightning mcqueens age. btw on that note there's canonically a 20 year age gap between mcqueen and mater. in the first movie mcqueen is 29 and mater is 49. stan materfred its less problematic."
The third image is tags in response to the previous image that read, "prev what. what. mater is. 49?? he's what?? he. was older than my dad when i first watched the movie? what??"
The fourth image is tags in response again, and it reads, "prev in the credits of cars 2 we see maters passport including his DOB. his birthday is the same as john lasseters. 12 jan 1957. as i write this in 2022 john lasseter is 65. thus. mater is a gilf."
The fifth image is a reply that reads, "mater is a gilf." End description]

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what.

Ace Attorney Heritage Post

your what

i feel like @beemovieerotica would appreciate this

@mapleejay please give us more context or share the fic

i have no idea I was in like middle school. i think it was on wattpad but I can't find it ? it could just be lost to time at this point

"i was a transtrender" no you werent. you were just questioning your identity and then you decided that wasn't for you. that's a fucking healthy thing to do. fuck off lmao

Questioning is:

-healthy

-common

-normal

Questioning isn't:

-an excuse to be transphobic towards often young individuals

I once thought I was asexual and it turned out I actually wasn’t ready to have sex before I had transitioned to a point where I was more comfortable with my body. 

And in that time, the asexual community welcomed me, supported me, helped me feel good about who I was, protected me from the harm I would have done to myself if I had pushed myself to have sex. That made a huge difference.

If I see an opportunity to support asexual organizations, I do so not just because it’s good but also because they were there for me in a difficult part of my life without judgement. I owe them for that.

If you at one point identified as transgender or questioned your gender identity, maybe you too sought a home in the wrong place because you were struggling with something else. And it is very likely that the people in that home, the transgender community, believed you and welcomed you and listened to you.

And then when it turns out that you were searching for the wrong thing, you don’t just leave that community behind but you turn around and shit on them? Shame on you. What a shitty thing to do.

ALT

canceled my prime membership today

I WILL bring this up again. You will give yourself a huge leg-up by learning basic skills. Look up free YouTube tutorials, see if your library has training classes, take a computer literacy class if you can fit it into your class schedule.

You will do so much better at a job if you can use just the basic functions of Excel, Word, and Outlook. Interested in coding? Learn it! Everyone telling you that AI is going to get rid of the need to know how to do HTML is a damn liar. Take a step back to figure out what you don't know, pick the first thing on the list, and go learn it. It will be worth it!

they should invent swimming that transsexuals can do

if you’re a tmasc with top surgery i’m taking this post away from you. if the reason you can’t swim is dysphoria you’re on thin ice. this post is for people who will be hate crimed or arrested if they try to go to their public pool ONLY

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

oh whoops, did we forget to tell you? there’s a quote in The Good Neighbor where Mr. Rogers talked about being attracted to both men and women

FRED ROGERS I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE

WOOOO

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tumblr rediscovering this post in 2025:

also i hope this whole thing puts to bed a lot of moronic left flavored only-true-in-certain-places conspiracy theories

"the world is actually run by the cia" it is in the cia's interest not to piss off the entire world, crash the economy, and remove all diplomats and global development staff members in the stupidest possible way. if the cia was running things they would have carefully shot a certain someone on the back of the head by now. they haven't. they aren't going to.

"the world is actually run by big businesses" if this was the case, they would have prevented the mad king from slashing $11 trillion off the stock market. the idea that this is an organized culling so big companies can swoop in and buy everything cheap belies the fact that big companies are seriously freaking out and begging him to rescind the tariffs. they can't justify building manufacturing plants in america. those don't spring up overnight, businesses don't know what the situation will be in four years, and at this point they probably cannot afford to build manufacturing plants because everything has a 50% upcharge on it overnight. every single living economist in the world, of every single political stripe, thinks this is fucking insane. and, as i have said before, elon has noticed by now that he's taken a $275 billion+ hit on his net worth and that it's going down by the minute, but he's not stopping because he isn't primarily driven by greed

"the US is secretly/outwardly run by israel" israel got hit with almost double the tariffs as the EU and their politicians are up on TV saying how shocked and betrayed they are and panicking because this is going to ruin their economy

"the democrats could have stopped this but are too feckless and weak" but we have established that the cia, the entire weight of the global financier/business class, israel, even saudi arabia or qatar if you want to add those vague conspiracies, can't do anything - how is the minority party going to make it happen (and they are attempting to do things, don't let anyone tell you different, but, as they are the minority party in a hyperpolarized 2-party system, that means nothing is going to happen without either massive electoral wins or the efforts of republicans)

turns out the US is run by people that are elected to run it. if certain insane or cowardly persons are elected, certain things will happen.

New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard

a) Jesus Christ

b) Odysseus

c) Jayce Talis

d) Jonathan Sims

#jayce being on this list is very funny #because unlike the others he's from a canon where he has a face (iztarshi)

can somebody edit a mario cap onto that picture of an fbi agent on a laptop

boycott is when you buy product but a week later instead of the instant you can

finish

At least we have jacking off

Noooooo fuck god noo

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true