i choose to believe that this movie was originally going to feature a kiss between Doctor Strange and Black Panther’s Everett Ross (portrayed by Martin Freeman) basically just so i can start a new tumblr legend i like to call “The Johnlock Conspiracy 2: Marvel Edition”. i want all the closet superwholocks who follow me to make a big fuss about how evil homophobic disney axed johnlock2. because it would be funny.
It’s so nice being on tumblr because you don’t even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you’re good at rebloging posts they like
thinking about a long article I read a while back talking about the history of “ultra-processed foods” and how they related to american/western health issues. my main takeaway was a short paragraph buried in the middle of the article, where the guy who came up with the term just says outright “technically by these processing metrics tofu and sourdough fall into the same category as doritos and we’re not really sure how to square that circle” and the article just. moves right past that.
WAIT. there’s TWO important things that are happening on june 5th. you know what this has to mean
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[ID from alt: screenshots of the Deltarune release date, which is June 5th, and of the Aromantic Visibility Day date, which is also June 5th. Below is an edit of the “Sasuke Has Become Catholic” meme that now reads: “Deltarune Has Become Aromantic,” with a picture of Kris in front of the aro flag, making a peace sign. End ID.]
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[ID from alt: reply from @strawberryamanita reading: “It’s also the day Reagan died! :D (smile emoticon)”, and Wikipedia text reading: “Ronald Wilson Reagan (February 6, 1911 – June 5, 2004).” End ID.]
deltarune is about to share a birthday with Every Aromantic Person, AND with history’s most important gender-neutral bathroom