Need some spells, coward?

"A monster and a brute, but a reformed one, now on the side of the angels."
izzy | she/her | 28

awwfulsounds:

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Creative Nomad Muvo TX mp3 player
128mb model
2004
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kaasiand:

kaasiand:

pokémon doodle, showing chikorita and bayleef.  chikorita appears normal, but then starts helicoptering the leaf on its head around. next to it is bayleef (implying the chikorita evolved), appearing mostly normal but with the leaf on its head now effortlessly spinning like a helicopter rotor, leaving the rest of its body suspended in midair. it has become a grass/flying typeALT

they should do this

meganium but crashing down like a meteor covered in flames because it cannot fly. grass/fireALT
bluesky exchange with my oomf Nico (@niconickname.bsky.social‬). They commented "Meganium should be an orbital satellite with a death Sun Beam". I replied "YES." with a doodle of a meganium floating in space, with its body and flower bleached by the sun, and two giant elongated dark green leaves spanning out like a satellite's solar panel wings (with the same purpose!)ALT

i invite everyone to come up with their own 3rd stages

fanonical:

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i choose to believe that this movie was originally going to feature a kiss between Doctor Strange and Black Panther’s Everett Ross (portrayed by Martin Freeman) basically just so i can start a new tumblr legend i like to call “The Johnlock Conspiracy 2: Marvel Edition”. i want all the closet superwholocks who follow me to make a big fuss about how evil homophobic disney axed johnlock2. because it would be funny.

kemonomimichiru:

How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

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icantspellthings:

It’s so nice being on tumblr because you don’t even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you’re good at rebloging posts they like

godmademewithoutarms:

‘Brother in arms’ oh they were in each other’s arms alright

56kilobits:

thinking about a long article I read a while back talking about the history of “ultra-processed foods” and how they related to american/western health issues. my main takeaway was a short paragraph buried in the middle of the article, where the guy who came up with the term just says outright “technically by these processing metrics tofu and sourdough fall into the same category as doritos and we’re not really sure how to square that circle” and the article just. moves right past that.

boomstab-papa:

vaporsloth:

thebootydiaries:

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

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whatcoloristhatcat:

everythingfox:

Sound up

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with low white spotting

(Source: instagram.com)

anistarrose:

anistarrose:

WAIT. there’s TWO important things that are happening on june 5th. you know what this has to mean

screenshots of the Deltarune release date, which is June 5th, and of the Aromantic Visibility Day date, which is also June 5thALT
an edit of the "Sasuke Has Become Catholic" meme that now reads: "Deltarune Has Become Aromantic," with a picture of Kris in front of the aro flag, making a peace signALT

[ID from alt: screenshots of the Deltarune release date, which is June 5th, and of the Aromantic Visibility Day date, which is also June 5th. Below is an edit of the “Sasuke Has Become Catholic” meme that now reads: “Deltarune Has Become Aromantic,” with a picture of Kris in front of the aro flag, making a peace sign. End ID.]

reply from strawberryamanita reading: "It's also the day Reagan died! :D (smile emoticon)".ALT
Wikipedia text reading: "Ronald Wilson Reagan (February 6, 1911 – June 5, 2004)."ALT

[ID from alt: reply from @strawberryamanita reading: “It’s also the day Reagan died! :D (smile emoticon)”, and Wikipedia text reading: “Ronald Wilson Reagan (February 6, 1911 – June 5, 2004).” End ID.]

deltarune is about to share a birthday with Every Aromantic Person, AND with history’s most important gender-neutral bathroom