batty-bun:

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

We all making grandpa cry btw

I’m sorry grandpa that they’re doing this

wonderstruck:

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

(via totopopopo)

toki-pona:

nyaa:

I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲

hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

(via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)

mysteryteacup:

alska:

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

batbetbitbotbut:

“likes mean nothing on tumblr” you’re sending me a little heart. that’s not nothing it’s your heart. look here’s one for you <3

queermania:

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

themythicalcodfish:

coldcrashpictures:

depsidase:

Not to mention Jesus very much did just give people fish. Like, that was a significant thing that happened.

and he made sure that there was enough for everyone. It was a pretty big deal.

(via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)

adiabat:

adiabat:

i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs

for me being bi has contributed a huge amount to noticing all the ways in which romance and friendship run together and i think in general people would benefit from recognizing that romance and friendship are socially constructed categories used to describe a vast, nebulous, and often overlapping range of feelings

(via totopopopo)

written-with-wisteria:

muttnick:

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET’S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED