I Steal Wallets Not Hearts

batshit-auspol:

bigfoots-biggest-fan:

Should we blow up the moon

Yes

No

Reblog for greater sample size.

We have 24 hours to make this the most voted on poll in Tumblr history

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thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

“you’re a monster if you can’t reblog.” Well rawr girl rawr 🧟‍♂️

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miraclemaya:

spaghettioverdose:

miraclemaya:

witchofanguish:

miraclemaya:

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

*c'est la vie

god damn it

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brownheadedcowbird:

brbeth:

noknowshame:

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think…you might be right

what the fuck

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caintooth:

if tumblr goes down, where are you moving?

bluesky

pillowfort

mastadon

neocities

substack

pinterest

instagram

X

dreamwidth

youtube

somewhere unlisted here

i’m done, i’ll quit social media

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safetynot9uaranteed:

caats:

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wizardarchetypes:

people on this site will say “you curate your own online experience” when they’re not even following furry fetish artists. by your own admission, the power is in your hands. yet you squander it.

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mosertone:

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wizard-council-bureaucrat:

gomezaddamsofficial:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

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