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Mazel Töv, it's a Weeaboo

@ipcm5

I have no shame, morals, or sanity. I'm working on getting one of them, but it's not going so well...

We are sharing some of our favourite gifs each day this month for Antifa International’s anniversary. Today: Nazi monuments being destroyed after the defeat of Nazi Germany.

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the suffering never ends

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sinksanksockie

This is the real process

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thewritingbeast

Resources for you!

Character Ideas:

Character Design Ideas:

Naming Help:

Creating Background/backstory:

Character Interactions and putting your character into your world/story:

BLESS EVERYONE IN THIS POST.

Oh my God!

It’s amazing, some links aren’t working for me but those who are, are spectacular.

Reblogging because NAMING IS HARD

Not a Call-Out, but I'm 95% sure @steamgeek01 can relate

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

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sonia-nevermind

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

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sylveonsaccharide

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

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sonia-nevermind
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Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

having adblock

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askfrisktherandomblogger

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

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neko-crimson

this post gets better everytime i see it

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satanicedition

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

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nishinoyaspeaks

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

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satanicedition

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

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randomfanposter

When you have to wait to skip the ad

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shitadriensays

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

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doublerainbowcosplay

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

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balance-is-here

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

It got better.

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askchibirainbowgate

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

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otaku-gamer-matt

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

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pearl-fectt

wHY IS THIS SO ACCURAT E

I found this amusing, so here you go.

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i-am-1142

When the ad asks why you want to get rid of it and won’t go away:

*hits it with shoulder*

When the X button is too darn small

Too legendary *not* to reblog ;w;

This is just goofy at this point. Am I going to make it worse? Yes

This is just goofy

at this point. Am I going

to make it worse? Yes

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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A Future Beyond War Starts With You

💔 I Lost My Family. I Lost My Home. But I Won’t Lose Hope.

My name is Naser, and I have already lost more than I can bear. War took my mother. My sister. My home. My childhood.

Now, I fight for a future—not just for myself, but for my three younger brothers, who still dream of a better life.

🔹 One dreams of being a doctor. 🔹 Another wants to be an engineer. 🔹 And the youngest? He just wants to be a kid again.

🏡 But how do you rebuild when you have nothing left? We need a home. We need education. We need hope.

💙 This is where you come in. Your support—whether a donation or simply sharing this post—can change our lives. Even the smallest act of kindness makes a difference.

🙏 Will you help us rebuild?

Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Thank you for standing with us. ❤️

Where's a Crowdfund to help Gaza finish these Scamming assholes?

been thinking about this for the past half hour.

the comment section is a joke but i got nothing

jermont???

Jyoming is pissing and crying 

noooo not mboy jarkansas

wtf not johio⁉️☹️

Jebraska is dying

Jalifornia 😭😭😭😭

she can't be talking about my brother joklahoma

Okay i do have the actual answer she gives but i promise it will only make you more angry, she pronounces Oregan very wrong to rhyme with Jordan

op didn’t add a link so here’s a link to his patreon where all of his minis are free to download please support him if you can

I would absolutely download a dragon, and I’ve already shared this with my D&D group. We’re gonna have some adventures! Thank you to everyone who made this possible!

official dragon post

this one would download a dragon even if we weren’t talking minis

this one would download

a dragon even if we

weren’t talking minis

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

Gordon Ramsay staring in disbelief
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A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

Gordon Ramsay looking at something with shock and alarm
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And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

Gordon Ramsay resting his hand on his chin as he stares with a pained expression, eyes squinting
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The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

Gordon Ramsay staring with a look of shock and disbelief.
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The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.

#this post has 10k notes to me

When you left this tag three days ago, I thought "that's so sweet, but no. No way this concept is even close to that popular."

[ID: Four pictures of Gordon Ramsay in various states of confusion. /end ID]

This is it. This is my job. This is what I do for a living. I make those faces and then I tell my uncaring monitor exactly what is wrong with this website and what the site owner needs to do to fix it with all the fucks I can’t put in official work documents sprinkled liberally throughout.

And now I will be picturing Gordon Ramsey when I do it.

One time my mom took me to a hibachi grill with a bunch of her friends and if you've never been to a hibachi grill basically the draw is that theres a bunch of interactive performance stuff done by the cook who cooks for you at your table, and one of the tricks they did at this one was take a squeeze bottle full of liquor and shoot it into your mouth across the table (with permission)

And now at our table my mom explained this because it was my first time going, and she wanted to make sure to warn me it was liquor because she knows I don't drink- she just said "if he offers to shoot at your mouth, say no because it's alcohol".

And so the chef does his thing and it's all very impressive, but the time does come where he pulls out this squeeze bottle of booze and asks me if I wanna try

I of course say no, because I really don't do alcohol, so he moves on to someone else

And I watch, and slowly come to understand that this is some sort of game, because once someone is drinking from the continuous flow the chef starts counting "ONE! TWO! THREE!"

I realize that we're trying to see who can keep drinking the liquor from three feet away without choking or spilling, and its a bummer cause i kinda wanna try and I CAN'T

But he goes around the table with everyone there, and I think my mom makes it to three, one friend makes it to five, I think my brother got to three as well, and he comes back to me

And I'm REALLY bummed out now but I will not drink alcohol, so I sort of sadly repeat that I can't when he pulls out a SECOND BOTTLE and grins and goes "juice?"

And Im like FUCK YEAH LET'S GO and I'm a bit worried he's gonna spray it into my eye or something but he doesn't, it hits me right at the back of the throat, and I start drinking while the whole fucking table counts "ONE! TWO! THREE!"

And like

It just sorta

Kept going?

And Im looking at the chef and he starts freaking out by the time we get to six, and at around seven I kinda start looking around and my auntie is staring back in shock, my brother is laughing his ass off and my mom has her face in her hands

And then at like nine or ten it gets like. Super tense and quiet, and only the chef is still counting

And I guess it got too much for even him cause we're at eleven and I don't believe in quitting early and it is almost painful how awkward it's getting

So he cuts me off at twelve and raises his hands in the air and everyone else cheers and claps like a dumb movie

and I just sit back in my seat to look back at my mother staring at me surrounded by everyone she knows, bright fucking red in the face and choking with honest to god tears in her eyes and she puts her face back in her palms and starts chanting "I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know"

So I give her the biggest, proudest grin and tell her, "I won."

So now every time something suggestive happens in a movie, or in conversation, or something shocking happens around us and she goes to jokingly cover my ears, I just ask her, "Remember when I won?" And she goes face-down and groans, because I know EXACTLY how she thinks I trained to develop that particular skill and she HATES knowing that about me

The truth is though, I'm a whole ass 28 year old virgin. I've never so much as kissed anyone in my life. I had no idea I could do that trick until that exact moment

But she doesn't know that, and I'm never gonna tell her

Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

God Bless Our Troops

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

No of course not, that would be ridiculous.

They hot glued springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

No of course not, hot glue would kill the clams.

The used silicone adhesive to attach springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

I actually appreciate how aggressively non sexy this whole comic is

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