XANATOS:
What do you call it when you kill someone to get all their stuff?
DEMONA:
Tuesday.
DINGO:
You’re sick. You’re a sick person.
JACKAL:
You’re just now figuring that out?
GOLIATH:
What have we always said is the most important thing?
BROADWAY:
Breakfast.
GOLIATH:
Family.
BROADWAY:
Oh, right. Family. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
DEMONA:
It’s Elisa. It’s just like… I can’t get her out of my head… and every time I look at her I get these pains in my chest, and I just know it’s her fault…
DEMONA:
That bitch.
LEXINGTON:
[After a fight] It's like we just cleared a video game on easy!
GOLIATH:
Real combat is NOT like a video game!
BROADWAY:
[in the Background] Hey! Coins!
ELISA:
How can you judge someone without meeting them?
DEMONA:
It’s easy if you don’t give a crap about them.
LEXINGTON:
How do you rate your pain?
BROOKLYN:
Zero stars.
LEXINGTON:
BROOKLYN:
Would not recommend.
XANATOS:
Other than cooking, what basic life skills don’t I have?
PETROS:
Oh, David, I’m not sure we have time for that.
Anonymous asked:
I'd like to send in a small RIP to the great Ed Asner on this sorrowful day.
Thank you, Nonnie for sending this. Both mods queued up our most recent posts over last week, but real life hit us where it hurts so we haven’t really been paying attention to our ask box.
That being said, we do mourn the passing of Ed Asner, an extremely prolific actor who both mods knew best as the voice of Hudson and Sid (Johnny’s Step-dad) in Cobra Kai. There were so many other great characters he brought to life from Carl (Up) and many more that both mods are less familiar with that our followers might be more familiar with.
We are a comedy blog primarily, but we do with heavy hearts wish that Ed Asner rests in peace.
DEMONA:
I’d never stab anyone in the back. That’s such a boring form of betrayal.
MACBETH:
You’ve literally stabbed people in the back, like, fifty times.
DEMONA:
Well, I’d never do it again because it got boring.