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I find it extremely disappointing that there's hardly any genderbender House MD fic.

Where is the fic where F!House casually refers to M!Cuddy as a fine piece of dick and aggressively leers at his bulge?

Hmm?!

I feel like everyone who writes House MD genderswap stuff are always either writing Hilson (straight more often than not, but on a good day there'll be old lady yuri), but why no genderswap Huddy?

Where is my chronic pain disabled queen who sexually harasses her highly successful male boss, and hardly ever gets in trouble for it because he kind of likes it?

But Stacy Warner still has to be a woman. They wouldn't make House openly bi in the show, so I need it in fic as much as possible.

reblogging so i dont lose this piece of art to the void. might write this if i have time MAYBE ,,,,,,,,,,

assigning some of my favorite characters to some songs i like

Matthias Helvar: Come and See - The Decemberists

Kaz Brekker: The Perfect Crime - The Decemberists

Gregory House: American Healthcare - Penelope Scott

Norrix Gorelight: Everyone Adores You (At Least I Do) - Matt Maltese

Inej Ghafa: Gilded Lily - Cults

Nina Zenik: Bitter Water - The Oh Hellos

Norrix Gorelight (again): Down The River - The Crane Wives

Doric (the tiefling from the dnd movie): Dirty Paws - Of Monsters and Men

Lucia Chauvet: Mountain Sound - Of Monsters and Men

if i were a house md character i’d be a token sapphic

i’d show up in the beginning of a season and give Cuddy a minor bi awakening so that House can have a jealousy arc and harass me insistently throughout the entire season

in episode four i’d start flirting with Thirteen because i’m a slut like that but she’d reject me and i wouldn’t care so thar House could refer to me as a heartless bitch until i’m randomly vulnerable with him and show him that lesbians do in fact have hearts

cue me and Cuddy sleeping together in episode ten even though we’d had four whole conversations up to that point

House gets mad at Cuddy because she gave someone who wasn’t him attention

Cuddy ignores him and House goes to bully me but finds i’m leaving to go work at some hospital in France. we share a silent but surprisingly emotional look before i smile and say “bye house” because for some reason i care about him even though we’ve been nothing other than bitches to each other for the entire season

i feel like i need to see more people talking about the wonder that is siblinghood? wdym i get this built in best friend who i always love and adore no matter how much they annoy me?? and then it never gets acknowledged in media or anything????

sibling appreciation post time

- just seeing my two youngest siblings on the floor; little brother (A) is playing a video game, little sister (F) is wrapped up in a blanket with her head on his shoulder

- second eldest brother (E) (two years younger than me) indulging in all my bs

- E agreeing to match outfits with me even though he thinks it’s dumb

- E wearing my flannel all the time even though i didn’t tell him that he could

- A and i making stupid jokes with each other while we do our chores

- F and her undying love for everyone and everything in her little world

- making F a snack when i’m babysitting her

- remembering how i put F to bed when she was still so little (and then getting teary when i realize how big she’s getting)

- getting pissed off with A but always forgiving him eventually

- also getting pissed off with E but forgiving him after an hour or less

- trying to convince my brothers that my music taste is GOOD i swear to god this playlist is just PLAYING THE BAD SONGS,

- me and A making fun of E’s music taste also (and then F trying to hum along with us when we sing Buddy Holly if only to piss of E)

- that stupid fucking hat that A is so obsessed with wearing

- A being really nice to me even though i bully him a lot

- “you’re so short” “i’m 4’7 :(“ “THAT’S SHORT” “HOW TALL ARE YOU” “5’7 :)” “……….”

- i won’t be providing context for the above bullet point

- E being my ADHD beta reader for my writing/drafts

- A promising that he’ll buy a hundred copies of all my books as soon as i get them published

- how me and E show each other every individual art piece that each of us makes

- also how me and E obsessively comment under each of one another’s social media posts

- me and E doing theatre together (and then making fun of A for doing sports)

- A making fun of me and E for being nerds

- A bragging about me and E to every single person he encounters after one of our shows

- E and i bragging about A after he wins a game

- every time we go out for ice cream (one chocolate, two mint chocolate chips, and one strawberry)

- all of my siblings agreeing to try new foods even though they’re picky as shit

- helping A with a math problem

there’s actually so much more i could literally go on and on. cherish your siblings. they annoy the fuck out of you but it’s worth every infuriating second

suffering for girlish whimsy is leaving your bedroom window open to hear the birds even though it’s only 34°F out

assigning characters different animals for fun

Part 1: Neil Perry/Sea otter It makes sense to me idk

he just a little guy

he got that otter face structure

some crow HCs for you

Inej is AMAZING at eyeliner. Shockingly, so is Jesper.

Jesper would never actually do his eyeliner, though, because he’s too impatient

Inej once did Kaz’s eyeliner (while wearing his gloves). Kaz loved how it looked, but was way too grumpy to admit it. The next day, he tried to do it himself, but got frustrated and gave up

Nina smells like fresh baked cookies, like, constantly

Wylan is the biggest animal person you’ve ever met. EVER.

Inej likes to kiss Kaz’s hands/gloves instead of actually kissing him. Alternatively, sometimes she kisses her fingertip and taps it against his lip. Kaz doesn’t blush easily, but that always gets him

Wylan taught Jesper how to ballroom dance. He pouted for two days when Jesper ended up being better at it than him

Matthias is great at cooking! Matthias once tried to cook with Nina in an attempt at being romantic. It was NOT romantic.

Kaz got his ears pierced when he was 14, but the piercings got infected and he had to let them close

Wylan paints his nails (and Jesper’s, upon request)

Matthias always says that cats are stupid, but he secretly likes them

When Kaz first got Inej The Wraith, he went out of his way to buy her a pot of geraniums. He, obviously, did not know that most flowers don’t typically survive that well out at sea. Inej dried them instead <3

When Inej’s family met Kaz, her mother patted him on the head and called him a “silly boy.” She was spared (barely)

Inej’s cousins made fun of Kaz’s hair RELENTLESSLY and continue to in every meeting following

marriage is so scary because what if they don’t know what “icfyaiicwictyanmhbwawfowokdpbbtwwdwnsf” means?

kaz brekker desperately trying to be a better man for inej in crooked kingdom so that she wouldnt leave him

and then her leaving him anyway

it has my whole heart and i cry every time i think about it

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