I actually can’t be normal about anything ever I’m so sorry.

new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies

By batsyhead

you are going to heaven

posts that will get me crucified

once i figure out how to unclench my entire body my life will begin

Haiku

ei vittu make

ei siwasta saa ES

kaksoispiste dee

this is what i imagine hozier's shows feel like

gouache, A4

body hair is not only acceptable but also deeply sexy I hope this helps everyone

What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

Cuz my local Food Lion hid the produce section from me

Bethesda ass grocery store 😡😡😡

There was an updated version in this month’s HS Monthly:

”Kuu pääskystä kesään, puoli kuuta kehrääjästä, viiriäisestä vähäsen, viirakertusta ei päivääkään.”

kiuru on se joka kuulostaa daruden sandstormilta, peippo on punertavan sävyinen pikkutyyppi jonka siivet näyttää semmoselta tilkkutäkiltä jossa on kaikkia mahdollisia värejä, västäräkki on pieni purojen lähellä viihtyvä tyyppi jonka pyrstö väpättää ylös alas, pääskyt lentää ihan eri näköisesti kuin kukaan muu ja sirittää mennessään.

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

it’s even more miserable than I thought

okay but if you ever see a male creative who had a string of great work and then everything else he did was dogshit, go to the "personal life" part of his wikipedia and look at his relationships. you'll either find a major tragedy he didn't recover from (completely understandable) or, more likely, there was a woman in his life doing uncredited shit editing his stuff or contributing generally and she's not there anymore.

I told a friend about this phenomenon in literature and he called me weeks later like, I remembered what you said about women doing uncredited work when tim burton came up. he made a string of bangers then everything else just was nowhere near as good. the timeline matches perfectly to when he was with this german visual artist (lena gieseke). he's done some good work in collaboration, but if things were dug into I suspect we would find she did a lot more than people realise.

so yeah whenever you look around like wow women didn't work in history, or, women aren't auteurs, or, there just aren't as many great female writers - societal reasons for that aside, half the time they absolutely did.

Hell yeah

The confirmation I needed to reblog this post

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces “I ASCEND” it’s the best thing

IT... IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!! OUR SHARED MUTUAL SHOULD HAVE REBLOGGED THAT POST FROM ME!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!

I hate when I crave and want and desire like girl if you don’t shut the fuck up and stare at the wall

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