me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it
Nothing makes me more sorry cop than Kim's disapproval. I am sorry. I will do better. I want to be better. And I want you (kim) to know I am trying. If it doesn't grant me grace, though I may sometimes wish it, I hope it at least helps us understand one another better. Please, God, give me the strength to make it up to you. And if not God, then I will have to ask myself: Please.
What did they put in this game???? Am I playing? Is this playing?? It's definitely something. It hurts. I need more.
the five homoerotic love languages:
- intimate stabbing
- outright obsession
- confused pining
- "no one knows me like you do"
- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows
not my circus not my—
what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.
they're my monkeys now
ALT@clownboybebop pardon????
ah, here:
hey do you guys think captain hook will let me live or do you think he's probably gonna kill me
my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help
shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool
