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@hrhlillianjane

i have way too many thought trains, and I need more coffee (or tea!)
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Reblogged gothamite-rambler
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Bruce in collage loved to dress feminly and do his make up and became weirdly good at doing female voices. But because of the batman and other life things he goes though he drops all of this.

Jason: *Burst into the room where the fam is just chilling* Yall I have found a gold mine

Dick: And that this?

Jason: So Roy has given me the greatest gift-

Steph: Removing that stick up your ass

Jason: Fuck off no, he raided Ollies room looking for what ever and found this *Holds up a tape*

*Everyone looks at it curiously*

Jason: This is Bruce in his collage years

Bruce who was sitting on the couch reading the paper minding his own business is now very alert of the whole situation, worried that his son has gotten a hold of a sex tape incrementing photo of him. mean while everyone eager to see what is on the tape

Bruce: Have you seen what's on it? *Starts sweating nervously*

Jason: Not yet, thought we as a family could have some bonding time. And would you out father, the man who want all of us get along really ruin this bonding moment for us

Dick: Yes Bruce, we are having some much needed family time

Damian: I do not believe that seeing Father in collage would warrant bonding time. Tim: Especially since he's a drop out

Jason: I may not have seen what's on here but Roy has and he told me it was well worth it.

Bruce is getting ready to jump to break the TV as Jason sets up the tape so they can all see what's on the tape

Que a video of Bruce drunkenly dancing on a stage like stripper dressed in the whorish thing known to man with make up that looks as if it was done by a professional. Oliver could be heard cheering Bruce on while Bruce sings to Material Girl.

All the batkids are absolutely shocked by this their eyes glued to the TV.

Tim: *Whiping his mouth after spitting out his coffee now being more awake then he has been in weeks* Damn Bruce I didn't know you where a raging femboy in Collage the hell?!

Dick: Or such a... talented dancer

Bruce is hiding behind his paper trying to avoid the gawking stars of his kids

Steph: More importantly who ever is singing is so talented give more air time to the chick singing Ollie! *Steph yells at the TV like he could hear her*

Bruce: That's me

Jason: I'm sorry what was that Bruce

Bruce: I'm the one singing

Batkids: Huh?!

Steph: WHY HAVE WE NEVER SEEN THIS SIDE OF YOU

Bruce: It's not that important

Dick: Not important Bruce! This is the most important thing. More so did you do that make-up yourself?????

Bruce: Yes

Steph: Do mine! Bruce do my make-up right now or I will commit mass murder

Bruce: I uh Steph that really isn't ness-

Steph grabbing reaching to grab one of Damians swords who is now getting ready to fight Steph

Bruce: Steph stop, alright I'll do your make-up

They all then spend the next few hours letting Bruce do full glam looks on them, while they listen to Madona. Damian even got in on it after pretending he is only doing this because Dick says he gets in on more family bonding time, but he is the one that keeps the look on the longest totally not sending photos to Jon to make him jealous

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Reblogged sepia-stained-sunset
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thinking about how Shiva’s first mistake with Cass was underestimating her, the exact opposite of Batman’s mistake of holding her to an impossible perfect standard. Shiva asks Cass to hand back her pearls with a broken arm she assumes Cass wouldn’t (or couldn’t) use and she still gets her shit rocked 😭

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Astronomers are the funniest people on earth actually

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Astronomers are

the funniest people on

earth actually

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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I want to read a fic where all the Robins are rejuvenated to the age where they became Robin in the first place, but they remember everything, like, only their bodies are rejuvenated, not their minds.

Tim and Jason meet up right away, then they find Damian (who's the one who's changed the least, obviously), Stephanie quickly arrives with them and they try to figure out what happened while they search for Dick, since he disappeared.

It's not until a while later that they manage to find him, and he already has the wizard who rejuvenated them tied up and unconscious, and the scene is just... Something else.

Everyone knows that Dick was clearly the youngest of them when he became Robin, he was barely 9 years old... But they had no idea how SMALL he really was, not even Tim, who even though he saw him as Robin, Dick always seemed bigger than him being older, not like now, when Tim is in his body a few years older than Dick was when he became Robin... Well, when Robin became a vigilante, rather.

And Dick obviously continues to act like his usual self, he's a leader who quickly takes control of the situation and starts organizing them... But it's just weird for everyone, because, okay, they're all little now... But even for them, Dick is much smaller and it's just... As surprising as it is distressing.

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Reblogged breadandblankets
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The idea that Superman can't do "Hard interrogations" is boring. I think he could definitely hold someone on a building edge, drop them and then fly down to pick them up again and go "Do you feel like talking now?"

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He once threw an abusive husband into the sky, waited to the last second to grab him again, and said if he ever hurt his wife again then next time he'd let him fall. Superman can go hard when he wants to.

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Okay, but I can't stop thinking about a scenario like this:

A girl sees Dick on the street, and without thinking she approaches him in "Omg, you're Dick Grayson???" mode.

Dick is resigned, clearly thinking it's like the times he's recognized as Bruce Wayne's son, or something like that.

And before Dick can answer, the girl shows a photo of the circus poster on her cell phone. "Dick Grayson, like, from the Flying Graysons???"

And the girl starts telling him that he's the reason she started trapeze and gymnastics, that he inspired her so much, and knowing that he kept doing gymnastics despite what happened to his parents is so inspiring, and, and, and- she goes by that way, u know?

And that simply turns out to be the best day of Dick's life.

Simply because Dick is so inspiring, as a hero, and as a civilian, just as himself, and this started when he was a kid in the circus.

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Reblogged breadandblankets
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also i really wanna make a shitty pokemon romhack or something where like its just a regular pokemon game but if you go to some random corner of the map you can encounter "just a regular fucking coelacanth" and its like some shitty compressed jpg of a coelacanth and it has three useless moves that dont do shit but also one called "outlast" where an animation plays where the day night cycle passes really fast over and over, time is flying by, your pokemon levels up and evolves until it hits level 100 then it dies. You black out, because the move killed your whole party. When you wake up, you're in the ruins of a pokecenter. There's no one around, holes in the walls and ceiling. You step outside. A vast, dead desert surround you. There is no more life. Everything is dead. You wander, the only one left to witness what time has become. As you wander, your curiosity and terror brings you to where you found the coelacanth. You find it. It's still here, still the same as it was. Just you and coelacanth, nothing else. You can interact with the fish: "the regular coelacanth is still here. coelacanth will always be here". Nothing else remains. Just you and coelacanth. Until you die. But you know that coelacanth will still be here. Your existance is nothing but a blip to coelacanth. And that's all you have. Just you and coelacanth.

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The End

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Reblogged evilminji
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The Return of the Dire Wolf
Colossal Biosciences has genetically engineered the first dire wolf to live in over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct s
TIME|Jeffrey Kluger

this company is so frustratingly misleading. They did not bring back the direwolf (Aenocyon dirus). They modified a modern grey wolf (Canis lupus) into having some direwolf morphology. There has been no de-extinction. This is pure hype slop. As a friend said "these are dire wolves the same way La Croix is a fruit".

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I still think this tech has the potential to be helpful in a conservation context.... but it says a A LOT that these "dire wolves" look far more like something you'd see in Game of Thrones than any of the most likely reconstructions proposed by scientists who've studied the fossil record.

These pups might get more robust as they age, but right now I'm not seeing anything to get excited about. I just can't help but suspect that this species was chosen specifically bc the public already has the idea of "dire wolf = gray wolf + big", and that this company is using relatively minor CRISPR editing to give the false impression that they're recreating anything that might have conceivably lived 10,000 years ago.

Again, I think this tech is interesting and merits further development (and if jurassic park is the only way they can do that, then, I guess that's what's happening), but it's still extremely misleading to parade these animals around like they've actually 100% cloned a dire wolf.

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Really reminds me of Jurassic Park. In the books, Crichton made it very clear that they didn't actually clone dinosaurs. They just combined DNA to make an animal that looked like what people EXPECT a dinosaur to look like, because it turned out that actual cloned dinosaurs were really quite dull and spent most of their time hiding.

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Reblogged hecate-hollow
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just bats that love to confuse their supes

Jon, is watching tv in the Wayne manor, eating Alfred's cookies with damian: well, I can't believe that man is getting away easily after he did all those murderers!

Damian, cleaning his katana: it's easier than you think.

Jon: ... huh?

Damian, walking out of the room: I'm gonna get more cookies.

Jon: w-wait, damian! what did you just said?!

Damian: i said, I'm getting more cookies.

Jon: no, no, no! before that! befoooree that!

Damian: ... i.. didn't say anything, i was cleaning my katana. you saw me cleaning my katana.

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Clark: well, mr. Wayne! thank you for being cooperative in this interview! i would love to meet you in other chances!

Bruce, correcting his suit: well, I'll meet you when the kryptonite auction is held.

Clark: i.. pardon, mr. Wyane.. w-what auction?

Bruce: Lex Luthor announced that he will hold an auction of beautiful and rare crystal stones, you must come and see it.

Clark: yes, yes, but did you say about what crystal?

Bruce: ... beautiful.. and rare.. crystals?

Clark: y-yeah, but what crystal?

Bruce: i.. don't know? I haven't come to the auction yet..?

Clark: Bruce, you're scaring me now.

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Tim, after a mission: good job supe, now i have to go home and plan on my marriage.

Kon, get the super hearing on: marri-WHAT?!

Tim: mortgage? I'm living separately from Batman now.

Kon: no, no, NO! i NEVER heard wrong, what do you mean by MARRIAGE, Tim?!

Tim: i never said about marriage..?

Kon: you just DID! you said about MARRIAGE! aRE YOU MARRYING SOMEONE WHO ISN'T ME?! TIM ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!

Tim: I should've just said something about kryptonite.

Kon: yYOu want to SHOOT me with a KRYPTONITE?!

Tim: I SAID "SAID".

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