dogheadhermitsshed:

my crack team of internet addled 16-24 year olds have been working day and night to invent a belief system that is near identical to that of the average white father in the 1950s. No its ok we are using words that are newer and also dumber.

cascadiarch:

leafie-draws:

I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

manager: you’re not wagging enough

werewolfetone:

werewolfetone:

The thing they don’t tell you about getting really into one specific historical period is that very quickly every conversation turns into an attempt to avoid sounding like the “horribly wet in wexford today but not as bad as in the 690s” tweet

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Me whenever someone’s random comment can be connected to one of my special historical guys in some extremely tenuous way for real

hjarta:

a good mango smoothie can save your life a little

puttingherinhistory:

damnsparce:

I know I’m preaching to the choir but like. You know you can wear masks for other sicknesses. Not just covid. If you have the flu or a cold or a stomach bug you can still wear a mask to help prevent the spread of it to others if you insist on going out! I just think it’s the polite thing to do

In most East Asian countries it’s considered really rude to go out in public without a mask if you have cold or flu symptoms. Really wish westerners could adopt this

toki-pona:

nyaa:

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hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

no but i have a potion of ventricular fibrillation if you’ve any interest in that