a universe that doesn't care, and people who do

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Do you like little creatures? Do you have a deep desire to hold your favorite character in your hands? Do you like supporting artists? Then my crochet commissions are for you!

If you’ve been following me you’ll know that I’m currently having a lot of fun making Our Flag Means Death themed projects, but I can also do things based on other fandoms or even completely non-fandom projects! I’m best at plushies, but I can also do small accessories like bags, gloves, and hats.

These images are not representative of everything I have done/ can do, but are instead intended to be examples of how I might price certain projects based on size, time, and complexity. These prices do not include shipping costs.

DM me if you are interested or have any further questions!

Pinned Post dramaticcrafts crochet <-those two tags have more examples of my work if you'd like to see some other stuff I've made!! fiber arts commissions open 2pm in the morning
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annabelle--cane

to me the funniest thing about dracula is that bram stoker was very strongly pro self-censorship in literature, thought that authors who appealed to their audiences' base and sinful impulses were the worst kind of wicked, and specifically called out "sex impulses" as the singular most harmful and dangerous kind of emotion to illicit in fiction. and also he wrote one of the most exciting, page-turning, boundary-breaking, and above all popular erotic horror novels of all time. aw yeah I think it's irredeemably evil to write something designed to get readers hot and bothered, now quick, tell me what you think of this scene where our good englishman protagonist sits back in terrible ecstacy as a mysterious beautiful woman who is NOT his fiancee sexually overpowers him and slowly and luxuriously places her lips and teeth on his neck. that won't make anyone horny, right? should I add another "voluptuous"?