Emily Bee

its crazy to me when people say they cant understand cat body language cause maybe its the ambigous…

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:30:40 -0400

redstonedust:
its crazy to me when people say they cant understand cat body language cause maybe its the ambigous neurodivergence in me but i find them easier to understand than people. they literally come with a rumble feature to let you know theyre happy. i wish i had that.
#samesies #my mom sent me a meme today #where it showed a cartoon dog with a bunch of expressions for how it felt #and then a cartoon cat but all the expressions were the same #and I’m like…skill issue #I can tell exactly how my cats feel and virtually never get scratched by them #because it’s so easy to just look at their ears and tail and know if they’re ok with what you’re doing or over stimulated or annoyed #seriously it boggles my mind that people consider cats unexpressive
I’m very bad with cat body language, but fortunately they are fairly assertive animals who will let you know what they want by their behaviour if their more subtle signals aren’t being read properly. If they move away from me or bat/nip at me warningly (or, with less patient models who aren’t being listened to, bite or scratch) then they want me to stop what I am doing immediately. If they want to be pet they will rub the body part they want pet on my hands. If they want my attention then they will stand between me and whatever I am paying attention to. Even if you’re bad with subtlety, a cat will lose patience and get its message across pretty clearly. And when you get to know an individual cat, it becomes easier to read more subtle signals even if you’re naturally bad at it, and the cat learns to read you.

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:14:27 -0400

transgenderpolls:

Trans people who’ve seen Severance: Do you think your innie would have your same gender identity?
yes; i present/pass wholly as my binary gender, so it would be obvious
yes, bc i think my gender is just that innate
yes, with another explanation
mostly but not EXACT; i’m close enough to a binary gender, they’d prob be that
mostly but not EXACT, bc of their lack of worldly knowledge
mostly but not EXACT, with another explanation
no, in spite of having transitioned/passing; bc they don’t have my memories
no, bc they don’t have my memories and i don’t pass/it’s not possible to pass
no, bc they likely wouldn’t be aware my gender identity even exists
no, with another explanation
other/unsure/it’s more complicated
see results

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:11:48 -0400

sovietunion:

Mobility aids are a good thing. They exist to help people. That’s why they’re called aids.

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:11:41 -0400

a-totally-reasonable-username:

Mobility aids are a good thing. They exist to help people. That’s why they’re called aids.

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:11:38 -0400

motherfucker-unlimited:

motherfucker-unlimited:
Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:11:20 -0400

marxalittle:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:
Hoooooooooooooo shit that railslide??? Up???????

gamotboucicaut

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:10:29 -0400

m3dieval:

gamotboucicaut

TVTropes gets made fun of a lot but it is a little astonishing how consistent that wiki’s voice is. …

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:10:17 -0400

pingwen:

TVTropes gets made fun of a lot but it is a little astonishing how consistent that wiki’s voice is. It’s a great wiki to go to if you want to simulate having one specific autistic fifteen-year-old computer nerd infodump to you about any piece of media that exists. To be clear I am saying this as an overwhelmingly positive thing

My perfect thick idiot son, Calvin, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life except…

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:10:11 -0400

thatpreciousthing:

snake-spotted:
omg-snakes:
My perfect thick idiot son, Calvin, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life except today when I let him climb my young redbud tree and he went to the highest branch and wedged himself in the crook of it and wouldn’t budge and he’s so big I was afraid that he might break the branch so I had to get a stepladder and get him down while the neighborhood jays that come by for peanuts whenever they see me in the yard freaked out and sat screaming on the fence to warn me that there’s a snake very near me because I’m obviously too stupid to see it and clearly in mortal peril.
snake spotted!!
ALT

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0…

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:10:00 -0400

mortimermcmirestinks:

meggannn:
reallyreallyreallytrying:
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

Thierry Mugler: ‘Les Insectes’ Spring (1997)

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:09:36 -0400

xanaxfarts:

Thierry Mugler: ‘Les Insectes’ Spring (1997)

gonna start saying insane shit like fpreg and girlpussy just to normalize it

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:09:32 -0400

demilypyro:

demilypyro:
gonna start saying insane shit like fpreg and girlpussy just to normalize it
love all my cgirl and cboy followers and my normal followers too

We’re genuinely so brave for the way we somehow manage to navigate cis society never knowing wtf is…

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:09:24 -0400

shamebats:

We’re genuinely so brave for the way we somehow manage to navigate cis society never knowing wtf is going on in their heads at any given time

sometimes I read a radioactively bad take and just sit there like “not only do you not understand…

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 12:12:58 -0400

marzipan-maples:

annabelle–cane:
sometimes I read a radioactively bad take and just sit there like “not only do you not understand this story but you fundamentally do not understand how stories work in general, and you have never considered that your discord with every piece of fiction you come across could possibly be a problem on your end”
EXCELLENT TAGS OP SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

i want more people to write ambiguously straight stories. two people of different genders have a…

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 12:11:08 -0400

jackdoe:

headspace-hotel:
seivarden:
i want more people to write ambiguously straight stories. two people of different genders have a deep and important connection that could be either platonic or romantic, but it’s never directly addressed. other characters don’t comment on it and the whole thing is left up for interpretation. they don’t kiss.
Pacific Rim wins yet again.
Shit, you’re so right.

reappearing after 5 months to drop thistle fanart lol

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 12:09:28 -0400

arcanemez:

reappearing after 5 months to drop thistle fanart lol

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 12:08:41 -0400

ssspinachhh:

I love how there’s a thick, dark substance deep within the earth that was formed by the deaths of…

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 12:06:14 -0400

pyroforgthe27th:

I love how there’s a thick, dark substance deep within the earth that was formed by the deaths of billions of lifeforms and has been trapped there for millions of years, that when harvested can weild such great powers that leaders are willing to start wars and slaughter millions just for it, however using said powers causes the very weather of our world to become corrupted, and yet we decide to name it after fucking olive juice.

Nosferatu’s brother Yesferatu that everybody likes and is cool

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 12:05:14 -0400

coldcrashpictures:

moviesludge:
Nosferatu’s brother Yesferatu that everybody likes and is cool

this shit goes so hard #yep #listening to music

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 12:00:17 -0400

macabrevampire:

this shit goes so hard #yep #listening to music