charl0ttan:

tentacleteapot:

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

furryprovocateur:

i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

inked-up-gentleman:

Not to sound slutty but I would fold your laundry for you

energyprison:

It was completely unacceptable that you could ever edit other peoples posts on here to begin with & i would give up anything to have that back

cottaqecore:

camille witt

queen-of-hobgobblers:

fulcrumstardust:

pikslasrce:

bitches will hear a song and be like ‘this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest’ and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

grox:

grox:

So?

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I’m ugly?

golden-letters:

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

routeriver:

shout out to mutuals that have fucked up sleep schedule it’s like we live in the same timezone

s-kytree:

just how lovely is Wellington damn

unorcadox:

heystephen:

going to the grocery store is like ohh ok guess everything is 500 thousand million dollars now and i should just die

teaboot:

this can’t be true

s-ofthearted:

I want to walk here