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NEW AU LETS GO. what if the solver color turns purple after uzi consumed its core. what if it affected the disassembly drones. what if uzi gained more than its consiousness in her ear.

Doll using the solver

Cliffside art in the year of our lord 2025? It’s true it’s true

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

conversations with my cats who are yelling

telling a small baby that they made an excellent point and you fully agree

i think all of these things are the same

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

Can haz snackytreat

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This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

you’re absolutely correct it was

Hell yeah

World Heritage Post

Once i learn how to make music its over for you all

i have some small art thingies :D

the goobers,,,

the doll one was for the dtiys by @no1dollfan on twitter >:3c

just remembered that I haven't posted these Tessa doodles here before

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

If not friend why friend shaped :(

THAT FUCJER IS NOT FRIEND SHAPED

They very much ARE FRIEND SHAPED

LOOKS CUDDLY

YOU ARE BEING FOOLED BECAUSE GHE BOY IS TAKING A BIG STEPPY

BIG STEPPY = FRIEND SHAPED

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol

Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

“Pop music’s for losers” lalalalalallalalalalalaala cant here you over my chappell roan playlist

V sketch from my sketchbook

hooray my favorite Doll

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there