I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
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We're gonna have to adjust it again for anyone in the US after these tariffs, likely to 100-120 I'm guessing
“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling
gonna try this brb
yeast infection
Sorry
my favorite line to use in an argument is “you’re dumber than me” because I’m pretty stupid but buddy? You fucked the cake here