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anoiselesspatientspider:

brbjellyfishing:

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whistleandnut:

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So my high school’s drama club did The Bad Seed, a play about a child who brutally murders people. Later, the girl who played the part of the murderer was cast as a gay character and she refused to play the part because it “went against her morals”

People calling themselves hetero when they can’t even keep their morals straight

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Do y’all remember when the lizard lady from Doctor Who kissed her wife and everyone was like homosexuality shouldn’t be on television and it was like…she’s a lizard

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crashdavis:

asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes “you know the field behind costco?” and we all nod and he says “I got lost in the field behind costco.”

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spitblaze:

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

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sexhaver:

blessedbycoyotes:

pomme-poire-peche:

rocktopussy:

ravenlynclemens:

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calvin and hobbes

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“You misspelled Weltanschauung” is one of the funniest punchlines I’ve ever encountered.

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witchstone:

if you’re on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you’re on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

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leviathan-supersystem:

heritageposts:

leviathan-supersystem:

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

happy 10 year anniversary!

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

creating-a-mess:

100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

love that for 100 years people have looked at these beasts and thought “heehee what if the big one wore the little one like a hat”

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mrsd-writes:

louisinart:

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day – even the littlest thing counts

Picture of a cardboard box on the side of the road full of Godzilla toys. The words "FREE Godzillas" are written in the box in two places.ALT

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pancakeke:

pancakeke:

types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

  • hot dog water
  • pickles
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these two replies are worrying for different reasons

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cowsabungus:

Black bold text on a white background stating "your AI post is shit"ALT
Illustration of a female character with dark brown skin and curly hair in a box with a drill on the left-hand side. Text at top of the box read quote AI trends are boring" with a little speech bubble saying "I can't seem to do this into you "ALT
illustration of a character in a box to look like a doll. The character has light brown skin and bleached hair and two braids and has a walking stick text at the top of the door boxes "AI looks like shit" with the speech bubble saying "I feel like a broken record on this".ALT
Illustration of a character to look like they are in a doll box. The character has light brown skin and freckles and curly hair and is sitting in an orange wheelchair, the text at the top of the doll box read "using AI for your branding keeps me awake" and the speech bubble says "you got me rolling full speed away. "ALT
illustration of a character in a box. The character is white with blonde hair and is sitting in a blue power chair text at the top of the toolbox read quote just commission an artist" with the speech bubble saying "is it really hard to get? "ALT

If you disagree just block me :)

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