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Which Government Agency?

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Welcome to the Cringe Fail Pathetic Idiot Loser Government agency bracket. This is a bracket being run by @centers-for-disease-control to find the most cringe fail pathetic idiot loser government agency. Unfortunately, the options are limited so some government agencies that may deserve a place on this bracket are not present.

  1. TSA vs USPS
  2. BIA vs BOP
  3. US Military vs AUS DHA
  4. CDC vs UK Monarchy
  5. Police vs NHS
  6. DMV vs Secret Service
  7. DHHS vs ED
  8. DPS vs ICE
  9. CIA vs UK HO
  10. Bundeswehr vs NASA
  11. HUAAC vs MDA
  12. IRS vs SCOTUS
  13. DHS vs DOT
  14. DOD vs NACA
  15. Amtrak vs CSIS
  16. OSHA vs FBI

Polls will be posted on April 21st at 9:30 AM EST. The first round will run for a week.

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Time for round two!

  1. TSA vs BOP
  2. US Military vs UK Monarchy
  3. Police vs Secret Service
  4. ED vs ICE
  5. CIA vs Bundeswehr
  6. HUAC vs SCOTUS
  7. DHS vs DOD
  8. CSIS vs FBI

The plan is that the polls with be post on May 5th at 9:30 AM EST.

#government bracket#government agencies#bracket updates#bracket poll#tournament poll#tumblr polls#bracket
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Anonymous asked:

It's been a little over a year since the conclusion of the original bracket, and in the intervening time I've become an employee of the USPS lmao. Perhaps it was destiny

The prophesy hath fortold

#mx gov speaks
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ROUND 3: HAUNTED CALLIE CALAMARI DOLL THAT DRINKS ALL YOUR PEPSI AND CALLS YOU A BITCH (ebay) VS TIBBY (meow)

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You people don't like her??? Bibby my baby???

Bibby????

This baby is the weight of less than one head of lettuce and is so so soft.

She will never drink your pepsi

She will never call you that

She will yell at you like "a!" And sit on your lap and melt your skin off.

Shes a little baby girl! Vot for my little bibby.

She didn't survive a hip operation to be knocked out by a mean doll. She's not mean. She's lovely and full of love for you.

@character-of-all-time

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I am gifting you with bibby beans. This is a bribe. Vote for baby girl

#vote tibby#other competitions
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corrupt-officials-brawl

welcome to corrupt officials brawl, where all your least favorite government officials can fight! Inspired by @goverment-agency-bracket

I am your mod [insert name of your choosing here], and please use he/xe pronouns for me

some ground rules:

  • Real people are allowed (dead or alive), and this is not limited to just real people so characters as well, the only things not allowed are controversial fandoms
  • if a submissions funny enough I’ll include it even if it isn’t a government official (ex: guy from my school who started a country)
  • Contestants will be chosen of off if I feel like it, if they’re funny, how often they’re submitted, or how good the reasoning is
  • bracket will be seeded to the best of my ability
  • the amount of people in the bracket is decided by how many you guys submit

some characters with automatic entry’s:

  • Ben Chang (community)
  • Donald trump
  • Gov (wttt, he’ll probably get knocked of first round but idgaf he inspired this)
  • guy from my school who started a country
  • McCarthy
  • Nixon
  • Ford
  • Raegan
  • Jesse Helms
  • Newt Gingrich
  • Kissinger

let the games begin!

If corruption had a definition it would be them
Fuck these bitches
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Idk who to tag for exposure ima be fr with you guys

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YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

#tournament#corrupt officials brawl#other brackets#mx gov speaks
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Anonymous asked:

I’m thinking of running a blog similar to this one but focused on corrupt government officials— would it be fine if I do that and @ you in the intro post? (If not just ignore this ask)

I am absolutely fine with that! That sounds like a fun poll. You should do it to see who is going to the guillotine first

#mx gov speaks
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