Sometimes I’m Funny

We could have had an adaptation of The Island....

The YouTube channel anti-chef always adds an extra bay leaf to recipes that call for it and he says “and add another one. I’m not driving” and this has permanently altered my vocabulary.

Every time I add something extra to a recipe I say that now. Add another clove of garlic, I’m not driving. Let’s have two eggs, I’m not driving. Let’s double the chili flakes, I’m not driving.

*its robin btw

robotgirl who asks her close friends if its okay for her to vent to them before releasing a giant burst of steam

I love how ppl just do this sometimes to their potential ancestors. In the 25th century my descendants are gonna dive into old records and find a selfie of me, photoshop cybernetics onto me, and say I had the perfect face for being annoying about how it felt uploading my brain to the SolarNet while wearing stolen techpriest robes

NO FUCKING WAY

one year later also wins as the ep where the game changed the most. from game show to musical episode to public shaming to literal textbook definition stalking and invasion of privacy to an intervention (kink themed) to unionizing against an unjust ruler. she has it all.

i cant believe sam reich created and funded a commit to the bit competition featuring the most known commit to the bit comedians in the dropout-sphere and then was surprised with how hard they all committed to the bit.

sam fr thank you for this masterpiece

Imagine, some years from now, some poor unsuspecting soul finds an elevator shaft in this middle of no where ghost town of Cerro Gordo and it still works. It’s an insane, 45 minutes down into the nearby mining shaft with plenty of time to think about what could possibly be down there in the years since the mine closed.

And there,

In the darkness

Visage worn by the intervening years

He’s been here the whole time

vic michaelis you forever have my heart

Trying to explain Vic Michaelis' performance in the most recent Game Changer episode: what if Amelia Bedelia was chaotic neutral

“Hey Elaine I need you to give me a few of Sam’s prized possessions and the deed to your house. Also can we set up a camera in your kitchen?” - Vic Michaelis at some point last year

Lurelin Village beach and Faron bridge~

can't get over this dream I had about a seemingly normal make some noise prompt

took me like 10 mins after waking up to think

why the fuck did Lou have a horse

theres something to be said here about karmic retribution and the loss of control but if there’s anything we’ve learned i think it’s to never underestimate a vindictive comedian with a budget

Whenever my aunt springs her insane superstitious/religious cures on me I specifically remember when I was 17 and she got me exorcised. The priest was like "I don't think she's possessed" and she insisted "well there's something wrong with her, she's always [symptoms of depression] so..."

And the guy said some verses and touched my head and stuff then said I should drink only holy water for an entire week. Which wasn't hard to do, but my fav part of this whole experience was me saying I want to eat instant noodles and my aunt going "I'll make them for you. With the holy water he gave us." And then I had holy instant noodles