"our flag means death what we do in the shadows and good omens should be the new superwholock" WRONG our flag means death black sails and pirates of the caribbean should be the new superwholock except now they're all pirate media with canonically queer people in them. like I cannot BELIEVE how soon you people forgot that jack sparrow is literally canonically gay divorced

like okay to elaborate on this obviously they couldn't go super explicit because this was disney in 2003, but in the original idea for the film jack and captain barbossa were like. confirmed as having been in a relationship and while a lot of it was obviously cut what you need to know about the original pirates of the caribbean set was that it was like. almost lawless so some of that did make it through to the film like for example this line

and just in how the two of them interact with each other like in this shot for example

and we see more of this in the later movies like this bit in at world's end

and this bit in on stranger tides

sorry for the long post I'm just very passionate about this and literally no one talks about this for some reason. like my darling tumblerinas gay pirates have been real since 2003

@curiousstrawberry how does it feel to be this hilarious

listen as much as i love this idea op is just making shit up akjhfadhg

I think we should all act like they were canonically gay divorced anyway though

The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

these tags are so funnyyyy

Achilles and Thetis conversation:

Achilles: you're telling me you can't see Us up there?

Thetis: yes, why?

Achilles, in thought: WE COULD HAVE FUCKED FOR THE LAST 3 FUCKING YEARS! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MOM?!

Achilles: no reason...

patroclus spent so much of the book thinking about achilles' foretold death and tried his best to delay the prophecy, not giving a single thought to his own or the others around him, that he couldn't see his own unexpected death coming and by trying to delay the prophecy he only made it come exactly true

Patroclus fell first, but Achilles fell harder

i am going to scream

Patroclus is the bisexual of the relationship you cowards

the entire concept that patroclus had so many years to prepare for achilles’ death but achilles never saw it coming fucking hURTS.

Im in P A I N

Odysseus, the entire fucking Trojan War:

"In life, I left Achilles.

In death, he left me"

Yeah, he’s cool but would he desecrate the body of the man who killed you and refuse to eat or rest so he can cling to your corpse for days on end?

These hoes ain’t loyal.

Pyrrhus is two things;

1. A sociopath, or the embodiment of toxic masculinity

and

2. Exactly who Achilles would have been if Achilles did not grow up with the genuine love and positive influence of Patrocus.

Pyrrhus is two things;

1. A sociopath, or the embodiment of toxic masculinity

and

2. Exactly who Achilles would have been if Achilles did not grow up with the genuine love and positive influence of Patrocus.

Achilles: come over

Patroclus: I can’t

Achilles: I asked my mother if she watches us here… she says she does not.

Patroclus: