me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm…………………………………………….. unfortunate
POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true
I love getting polls on my dash that i don’t know jack shit about either of the choices because it’s always from some mutual going “vote mumpster!!” in the tags and im like fuck man you got me there fair enough (votes mumpster)
do u ever think abt how easy it would have been for the elementary writers to slap sherlock and joan with the “man cold analytic brain” and “woman bleeding emotional heart” stereotypes but then they. didn’t do that.
apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 11/30/2010 11:34:39 PM.
stucky au // one of the many possibilities of how “stucky in age of ultron” should have been.
I made a quiz that tells you which character trope you fit best. There’s ten different results! Feel free to take it!
Reblog in the tags what you got!
I love this?
Jensen + looking at Jared in gag reels
7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.
This is so important!
I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.
Don’t be me.The weird thing about this post is that it ALWAYS shows up when I have an interview
i am a manager and this is exactly what I look for.
“When he played Rasputin, I was the Tzar Nicholas. Filming had started before I arrived in St Petersburg. Precisely as I walked into the hotel-room, the phone rang. Alan, to say welcome, hope the flight was tolerable and would I like to join him and Greta Scacchi and others in the restaurant in 30 minutes? Alan, the concerned leading man. On that film, he discovered that the local Russian crew was getting an even worse lunch than the rest of us. So he successfully protested. On my first day before the camera, he didn’t like the patronising, bullying tone of a note which the director gave me. Alan, seeing I was a little crestfallen, delivered a quiet, concise resumé of my career and loudly demanded that the director up his game.” — Ian McKellen on Alan Rickman [x]
Another stitch of his beautiful, rare character.
When your bro who is always high gets possessed, but the demon isn’t powerful enough to phase him.
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“two bagels” OMG LOL
[Caption]
Guy: “Hey bro, what d’you want to eat?”
Demon voice: “The souls of the innocent!”
High friend: “A bagel.”
Demon voice: “NO!”
High friend: “…two bagels.”