Balter and Defenestrate

The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they, while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night. -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

10 Apr

animentality:

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10 Apr

mortimermcmirestinks:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they’re technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they’re not even plants.

“technically tomatoes are fruits–” THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

10 Apr

chilewithcarnage:

littledoggy-girlcollar:

soberscientistlife:

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some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i’m not kidding

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10 Apr

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

Everyone wants the mistique of fatness or use the language of fatness to denote hotness without actually being fat or acknowledging that fat people or fatness can just be hot.

10 Apr

foone:

soloh:

I hate when I say things like “oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones” and some peanut comes in and replies with “so a smartphone with spotify?” No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don’t need a data connection and don’t have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don’t have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like “My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality”

Tangara is an open source iPod clone, which includes bluetooth:

10 Apr

fat-vampire:

saywhat-politics:

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the law isnt that you cant record first responders within 25 feet, but that you cant be within 25 feet of them if they’ve *verbally* told you to step away or “perceive” you as a threat, its called the “halo law” or SB 184, and is currently only active in florida.

you absolutely can still record first responders. that is your constitutional right.

cops are 100000% going to abuse this law, know your rights and stay safe out there

10 Apr

guerrillatech:

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10 Apr

thebaconsandwichofregret:

moniquill:

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She’s also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.

There’s no “agree to disagree” with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her “I agree with you Joanne” whether you like it or not.

10 Apr

x-0h-m3-0h-my:

0v9:

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pro-prin-prinny:

jealous-side-hoe:

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woosh-floosh:

thyrell:

squeakitties:

fallout-lou-begas:

deep-state-partisan:

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happy birthday friendpilled visitmaxxer

10 Apr

guerrillatech:

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