kalichnikov:

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dwagom:

moonlitdremr:

exciting:

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

enemies to lovers 500K slowburn

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tainbocuailnge:

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it’s monday and we are getting on it cunts

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zagreus:

recoil-operated:

zagreus:

madmanswords:

zagreus:

the-macra:

is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

legally i am not allowed to comment

I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls

YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE MY ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jrgdrawing-real:

Do you see your little red house?

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haierld:

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rioblitzle:

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven’t had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there’s somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they’re the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they’re possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can’t tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they’re free for all the town to pick whenever they’d like.

someone comes up behind us. It’s the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn’t Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren’t making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don’t do piracy or something ok please

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knottahooker:

knottahooker:

I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

#dated three four years ago is really what makes this one#sorry op if you still have notifications on for this one#but hoo-wee did you hit on the sentiment of the decade

I do have notifications still on for this post because I love the sense of community it gives me. We’re all just staring at each other blankly and occasionally screaming.

Also for the people who have post dates turned on and just go JESUS CHRIST FOUR YEARS AGO?!

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amazoogle:

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

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publishinggoblin:

The Goblin’s Oracle Dice return for their final iteration. Two full 22-dice sets of divinatory click-clacks. One from the past editions, now called The Seasons Set. One all-new, The Key Keepers Set.

Choose which dice will foretell the future, then cast them over the reading grids. Four reading grids offer versatility in your readings, and 44 dice to choose from means you can tailor your focus quite clearly.

With guidebooks to teach you the nuances of each die, cheat sheets to make learning easier than ever, and wooden carry boxes, as well as an all-new Chest to store the full sets with all their extras, this is the final edition for a reason. This is the Oracle Dice as they were meant to be.

We launch May 1st, will you join us on Backerkit?

The Goblin's Oracle Dice Await

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yandere-angela:

ill always find it amusing when american fiction wants to be moralistic about not killing the bad guy but the author doesnt actually have a more humane way of resolving the conflict so they instead take the infinitely more progressive solution of “indefinite imprisonment”

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roboticvenusian:

letmesleeponu4sumtime:

A picture a friend sent me from Erewhon

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goryhorroor:

goryhorroor:

imma say something controversial but found footage horror when done by people with a gigantic budget suck. found footage horror has and will always belong to amateur horror directors with their cheap camera, friends as their actors, and some random location

someone just said i’m gatekeeping poverty 💀 from billion dollar studios ? absolutely

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pukicho:

pukicho:

idekwthmuistb:

pukicho:

pukicho:

Sighh…

I said sighhh…

What’s wrong king?

Leave me alone. I don’t want to talk about it.

Sigh