ghostboi

one other one that i haven't seen much:

This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon

linking it directly because, yeah, this is real.

They actually said "retaliate" huh.

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

Sorry, trapped in the crystal is $5.99/month or $2.99/m with ads now

It comes in bundle with Poob

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

Sorry, trapped in the crystal is $5.99/month or $2.99/m with ads now

It comes in bundle with Poob

fuck roach haters

all my homies love roaches 🪳

Steelblue Ladybird beetle.

sometimes you have a thought so stupid you need to pause for a moment and put your brain in Time Out. this is an essential and necessarily humbling part of the human experience

this is the saddest wettest most pathetic creature i've ever seen in my life

A woman’s place is on the battlefield

so you think women should die

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

you’re right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

bugs is…. shrimp????

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

sahara desert (desert desert)

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

soviet union (union union)

mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

hula dance (dance dance) dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

wake me up (wake me up inside)

hi. long time no bug. check out this girl (eucera?) unable to fly good because shes cold. let her warm up in the sun for a bit and she flew off

Imagine being on tumblr minding your own business when out of the blue somebody informs you that people like you should all be lined up and shot and that they take active delight in daydreaming about your suffering. And then you check their profile and it's all

"ouuh uoogh aaaagh why am I so lonely, why does nobody like me, why do people bully me by not being cool with me bullying people, it's not fair that people hate me just for being hateful, every morning people form a conga line outside my house and dance around it while waiting for their turn to go inside to fuck my wife. these people that I want dead ruined my life by making everyone else think I'm insane and unhinged for wanting all of them dead. waaah."