cornerstorebitch:

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

kata4a:

mumblesplash:

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

charlottan:

the 🙃 emoji did so much for girls who are currently in the process of snapping

televisionenjoyer:

“if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky” “if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram” if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It’s over. I’m free.

aaliyahbreaux:

aaliyahbreaux:

men are so privileged they dont even realized how oppressed they really are

@casualfruit nah say it with ur chest cos u truly ate

thetoxiczombie:

This panic happens like every few months.

snazzybees:

wrathofthestag:

mountainashfae:

willisahappygrahamcracker:

wallpatterns:

lionkins:

krishnadewme:

stimmystuffs:

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

patentlyabsurdrpgideas:

geisterwand:

mathematicianalias:

stingdragon:

fartgallery:

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

Your death will be quick and pineless

My life is now better with this pun in it.

Absurd Item: Pinecone Death Ray, which inflicts a pineless death.