Pinned
The best way to keep the fash off your blog isn't having a dni banner or whatever you just have to bang pots and pans together every so often like "I love trans women and jewish people" and they scuttle away like roaches when you turn the lights on
I joke but Genuinely this is true. Being a Really Vocal Ally is so much more effective than just posting like "reblog to punch a nazi" or dunking on jk rowling or whatever
Class 1 recall on Tostitos. (Class 1 means they can kill you if consumed.)
PSA that if you live in the US, you should absolutely sign up for the FDA recall alerts via https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts and USDA FSIS (Food Safety Inspection Service) alerts via https://public.govdelivery.com/accounts/USFSIS/subscriber/new
FYI they’re being recalled because of milk as a non-declared ingredient. So they will only kill you if you are allergic to milk.
Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano
Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023
in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today
source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
happy neil banging out the tunes day!
Lala Bingle sent you $10 for yummy sneats
MSNBC covered this story yesterday. Unfuckingbelievable
your boner is looking radiant tonight my liege
This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“
THIS GUY (from his insta story)
I like how this is phrased as if Hozier is some rando
finch fry
greatsword
my cat is so fucking stupid every time i get out of the shower he's so happy to see me he jumps on my bathroom laundry hamper (wheeled. it has wheels.) and he rubs himself on the closest available surface (the wall) and he doesnt understand physics because hes dumb so you'll never guess what happens
artistic recreation
it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?
Small clams court. Sand dollar lawsuit. Who gives a fuck
this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually
