Ornery and Frequently Defiant

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lightandwinged
psychotic-gerard

me, every single time i see people (especially women) talking about the divine feminine energy, or the sacredness of the womb or whatever it is now:

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But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?

dylanobrienisbatman
cyber-corp

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

cyber-corp

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i know what i’m doing dw

cyber-corp

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

cyber-corp

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

cyber-corp

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

cyber-corp

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desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

pluto-officially

You're failing.

cyber-corp

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

communist-mannyfesto

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Pluto is Roman, not Greek

cyber-corp

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?????

enigma-system03

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

cyber-corp

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

cyber-corp

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HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

cyber-corp

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

legionoftuna

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

cyber-corp

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

cyber-corp

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wrong.

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

cyber-corp

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

taco-bee

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

cyber-corp

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

  • HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
  • ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
  • POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
  • HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
  • APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
  • KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
  • HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
  • APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
boxxed-juice

ares is the god of war, not kratos

cyber-corp

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

ironwoman359

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

artemisonahunt

This feels 2010s, and it's so weird that it's not