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I love that you can just grab kittens. old cat have achy joints and a sense of dignity that you have to play into, so you gotta be deliberate and respectful in hoisting them, but if a kitten is whirlwinding past you, you can just reach out and snatch them. and they'll be like 'mamma mia, I never did nothing :p' and writhe around and lick your fingers. highly abductable animal

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

one of the funniest items I own is this one-inch extension cord

I'm listening to In the Aeroplane over the sea right now, and I am realizing how much Neutral Milk Hotel actually sucks. Like wow, I fucking love this music its so bad.

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

reminds me of this reddit comment I have saved

"I have a retainer and a night guard" is something that a 17th century daimyo would say, but a trip to the dentist can leave you uttering the same sentiment...another testament to the kuge(公家)-like existence of jobs that supply dental plans....

"I have a retainer and a night guard" is something that a 17th century daimyo would say, but a trip to the dentist can leave you uttering the same sentiment...another testament to the kuge(公家)-like existence of jobs that supply dental plans....

Melody: A,E,A,E,A,E,A,D,A,G,G,A,D,E,G,A,A,C,E,D,A,D,A,B,A,E,D,E,C,A,E,A,E,E,G,E,A,E,E,E,A,E,E,A,E,E,G,E,E,E,E,C,E,F,B,A,D,E,A,A

BPM: 120 (default)

Instrument: guitar

author's note: wow this one actually sounds somewhat coherent.

did it work

it gets better