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my gravity falls/dipcifica fics pt. 2

i am still obsessed with writing dipcifica fics so here is part 2 of my masterlist that i finally got around to updating. you can find part 1 here

your love's like: a short drabble for my actor au where dipper rescues pacifica from overwhelming paparazzi

she told you she celibate but she told me i can nail her shit: short fic of dipper and pacifica at a sports bar

mother's daughter: a pacifica-centered fic that explores her relationship with her mom and physical appearance

you dream of glitter and gold / my heart's already been sold: a short drabble of my headcanon that dipper owns a gold chain

mr. incorrect: dipper and pacifica have a talk on the roof of the shack

the princess and the piteous: gossip girl au where dipper crashes pacifica's party

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Hating asexual people is the most bizarre fucking thing to do. Like there are so many things you could be hating on and I don't care how long your list of things to hate is, what the fuck is your problem that you decide to be offended by the existence of people whose whole defining thing is that they're not doing anything and have no intention nor desire to be doing it in the future, either.

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wait please explain to me what’s going on with the biebs???? im so out of the pop culture loop but i want to know so bad

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So he’s pretty MIA on social media and whenever there’s any drama revolving his wife he just never defends her lol

But…

1: someone reposted a seven part series of how Hailey is a stalker and has basically tried to be Selena this whole time.

2: Selena’s new album dropped and there’s a song called How Does It Feel To Be Forgotten, and everyone thought it was a callout to Hailey. But Selena came out (from what I’ve heard) and said that song was based on things someone else said to her specifically. So now everyone like omg Hailey said that to her??!?

3: Since then Justin has been on IG just completely spiraling. Pretty sure he’s using again and just going through the motions. He posted a picture of Hailey with the song Irreplaceable and everyone’s like ??? Justin you KNOW that’s not a positive song to post your WIFE to???

4: Justin continues to post weird shit on his stories and now Benny jumps in and starts clapping back because Justin’s being weird and he’s gonna defend Selena no matter what.

5: Justin posts on his story with a meme about girls after they get engaged, confirming his crashout has been about Selena this whole time.

6: Benny responds to Justin’s story with his own of Donkey from Shrek, which coincidently comes from that one clip of him pouting when Shrek kicks him out because he and Fiona want to be alone.

Some extra drama to sprinkle in, apparently Justin texted or called (idk) Selena like 24 times the day before his wedding with Hailey and obviously Selena didn’t answer him

And that’s what you missed on Glee 😘

Anyway, team Selena because we don’t fuck with cheaters and moral of the story— Justin is a loser, which hurts to say because 11 year old me thought I was going to marry him

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2 tiktokers, hope and justin, are producing a whole ass fake jb album about the situation and they kinda slap. like her impression of his voice is scarily good

Benny is acting like nothing happened on tiktok he's genuinely just some guy chilling with his cool fiance

beck… u can’t tell me this and then not drop the link …

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you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

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i approach human relationships in a normal manner

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this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for

🤯 wowwww she's so pretty!!! ...u-uhm but I don't have a skinniness fetish or anything 😨

I swear I don't have a cis kink I just think sigourney weaver looks good 😰 I don't slorp my shit to cissy porn I hope you're not thinking that 😢

anyways it's normal to find fat people attractive. it's normal to find trans people attractive. oh my goodness you love human bodies. I'm so shocked

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“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

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