War and Peas

fandomsandfeminism:
brunhiddensmusings:
sword-and-nightingale:
dovewithscales:
shilol:
feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here
Mood
One of us one of us
a shirt that is both very specific but could also at the same time apply to about 700K people
Great news! I found the whole text.

This is not only me, but like half my friend group.
@goblinofthelaboratory

brokensocialscone:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:
autigirlfailure:
woodsteingirl:
woodsteingirl:
starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace
additions
Hey late-20-somethings that are reblogging this from me feeling bad:
Please know that I reblogged this because I’m about 40 and I was laughing hysterically at this because of how much it is not true no matter how much it feels like it.
You’re gonna be okay.
After a moment Tom got up and began wrapping the unopened bottle of whiskey in the towel.
“Want any of this stuff? Jordan?…Nick?”
I didn’t answer.
“Nick?” He asked again.
“What?”
“Want any?”
“No…I just remembered that today’s my birthday.”
I was thirty. Before me stretched the portentous menacing road of a new decade.
The Great Gatsby

candydoppelbox:

kirkendauhl-v2:
At no point did I expect what he was making. I think I just assumed it was book binding?
Lads, he is not making a book.

fabledivine:

(to the tune of waterloo by ABBA) water blue! sometimes is green due to algal bloom!

cosmonautroger:

fgrobichiko:

elbiotipo:
effemimaniac:
fuckyeahcoelacanths:
membraneshock:
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
we are in the midst of a true Real One
Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

foxpunk:

ALT
do you all see my vision here

petermorwood:

lorenzens-soil:
Dragon Head Mountain, South Sinai, Egypt.
The red glow in the ‘eye’ is a camp fire in the cave.
Here’s looking at you, kid…

nasty faggotses........

Anonymous

cannibalcaprine:

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

incoming-wormhole:

Girls be like “it’s my comfort episode” but what it really is is their favourite character having a horrific time

thatswhywelovegermany:

hollow-head:
hollow-head:

I’m bored at work!!!
Help me think of more ideas for this forklift safety sign
Happy Monday! Here’s an update with some additions:
Thank you to @pyrohydriscence @ativanpire @formlesschromatic @the-autistic-spider @cespool-thinktank @baconcupcake @theforestknowsmydreams and others for the ideas. Especially @blackratbighat for dressage, which made me laugh the most. You’ve won this round of Forklifts Against Humanity.
And to everyone asking: Yes, you can print them out and hang them up and edit them. Do whatever you want with these.
Here is an update with a German forklift safety video:

kelssiel:

kelssiel:
hate it when you experience something of better quality and then you’re doomed to no longer be satisfied
in my family we call this “getting the good bologna” because after my grandma got fancy bologna on sale she couldn’t go back