Why Would You Do That?!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
aimasup
valtsv

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

xetrasherpa

a post or something from exteroception saying "there must be something like the opposite of" then it says suicide but I replaced it with the cursed amulet, then "whereby a person radically and abruptly decides to start living, or rescue their own life from destruction/obscurity"ALT
thedenofravenpuff
normal-about-the-dca

POV: After a power outage in the Pizzaplex, Moon finds you and forces you to "nap" in the daycare. It fidgets restlessly beside you for a while before spotting some other poor employee to bother.

Features rainy ambience, Moon's idling sounds, Moon breaking their music box, and occasional giggling.

Shitpost with far too much effort put into it.

nadinescholtes

Moon, Honey, please, go back to bed! I know it's raining and you love rain, BUT IT'S THREE IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING!