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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.
i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.
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Calvin and Hobbes was magic--and sometimes a little creepy--when it embraced surrealism. And this was in the funny papers alongside goofiness like Garfield and The Family Circus.
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Love some miserable Elon in the morning
normally stuff like this feels performative because anyone can talk shit online to someone and most normal people would just ignore it and block you but in this instance its the funniest thing in the world because you know for a fact its getting to him
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It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.
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Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys
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I bought this as a print almost four feet wide (devaintart used to let you do that like a redbubble sort of thing) and it’s the first thing you see going downstairs in my house.
I love it.
DRAGONS LOCATED
Source: deviantart.com
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me self reblogging my posts just in case the specific mutual currently online that I think would like it hasn’t already seen it
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i have watched and reviewed flow (2024)
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Source smoothdunk on twitter
Reblogged 3000s
hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over
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introducing fire star!!
she's a quick, witty pegasus pony who desires nothing but to live in the fast lane. her dreams came true when she achieved a spot on the wonderbolts team after doing an outstanding job as a lead pony in the wonderbolts academy.
her talent is her ability to look like a shooting star (a fire star) when she flies at high speeds. fans of the wonderbolts have nicknamed her "comet" due to her looking like a ball of flames in the sky.
outside of her wonderbolts career, though, she does tend to take things slow. dont get her wrong, she loves her high speed life style, and there truly is nothing she loves more than going fast and impressing her fans, but theres something about astronomy that fire star simply cant resist.
maybe it's something about the fast-flying comets, or the asteroids that oppose gravity, or the stars that twinkle above that give life meaning; or meaning to fire star.
when she has the time (keyword: time - she always has the energy!) she pulls out her telescope and observes the stars and planets for what they are. she wonders how much wing force and endurance it would take to fly up to the galaxies to see them up close and personal.
as a filly, she would try her hardest to fly up to the moon. one day, she flew the highest she had ever flown, took one look below her, and wondered just how much speed she could gain from this height. never backing down from a challenge or a hypothesis, fire star immediately started to free fall. she hit speeds she had never gone before at the time. the way her mane flowed in the dark night sky made her appear like a shooting star, and that is how she got her cutie mark.
i hope you like her!! im still not good at drawing ponies by hand, so it's easier to use bases. i also tried doing highlights in her mane but i dont think they came out right.
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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
Fińàncial Harm
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Can we get some FlutterCord?
i hate fluttercord and i think its stupid bad and wrong but i wont get into all that rn.
in my AU, theres some like believing in the old gods gives them power? And that’s why discord never does anything outside of Equestria. Because nobody outside of Equestria gives a shit about him. And so all of Equestria decides he sucks ass and he literally just dies
discord and Fluttershy have an unnecessarily public break up and it’s really dramatic and weird and so obviously entirely his fault. and all the stupid details of their disgusting stockholm ass relationship become unnecessarily public. and everybody just starts ignoring discord and he literally starts fading away like back to the future. like hey that bitch that let everyone in tartarus out is abusing that shy hung girl. he’s not a god of chaos. He’s just a suck ass loser.
and then like some neighboring country has their own mythos about a chaos God and that one becomes slightly more popular in the wake of the scandal, and they get like super much more powerful, and then they use their new power to just kill discord
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I think that banning porn has made this website more sexual over time, actually. When people had that porn outlet you could mostly just post in peace but now can’t mention any random thing without people relating it back to their horniness. It’s gotten worse, I tell you. I was here before the porn ban. Occasionally accidentally coming across a sex gif was the price we paid for mostly keeping on topic.