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me and my homies support real artists who put their passion into their pieces instead of a machine who rips off the hard work of talented peeps


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lenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa asked:

Is shrimps bugs?

shrimpsisbugs:

is shrimps bugs?

yes

no

shrimps is bugs but not all bugs is shrimps

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i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool

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I haven’t done anything for 4 hours but watch whatever cartoon loads up next so anyways there’s a whole episode of american dad bout klaus the fish dating an ancient malevolent wraith

alright so he was super in love with her but he found out she’s just bound to whoever holds this cursed artifact he bought and therefore she never had any agency in their relationship, which he didn’t know because all she could do is shriek and he was inferring whatever he wanted to hear. He shatters the item to set her free and she tries to kill everyone but now that he can talk to her for real he finds out what she’s really into is baseball trivia so they go on a baseball road trip as platonic friends and that’s how the episode ends

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why did he say this

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

IT IS LITERALLY MONDAY

happy we’re just normal men wednesday monday

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realistic coworker conversation

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

this person wins everybody else go home

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