sabertoothwalrus:

bluesky doesn’t appreciate me the way tumblr does

smol-but-gay:

I feel like “thanks to bisexuals and gen z” deserves a place in the tumblr meme phrases

hometoursandotherstuff:

wombrion:

girl with no problems

big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend:

ALT

canceled my prime membership today

animentality:

probuccalfat:

this feels like a bit. i know it’s not but this is so absurd that it feels like it’s right out of arrested development

moonclairvoyant:

What’s the main ingredient for guacamole?

brownheadedcowbird:

brbeth:

noknowshame:

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think…you might be right

what the fuck