Very obsessed with how lowkey passive aggressively this sign is worded
girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet
girls are asking me to "touch the
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Unsentence mix my post at once foul harlot.
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I just don’t caaaarreee. I don’t care. But I care a lot though I care SO much. But also I just don’t care at all and never have. But also I do and always will. Hope that helps
hate J K Rowling button. love asexuals button.
love trans people button!! we in this shit together!
we can shit together too. we’ve always been safer going to the bathroom in groups
me and coworker: okay. we're getting rid of a ton of old records. they're sorted into price piles, you just need to write down the price and stick them to the record sleeve. if it doesn't have a sleeve, do not stick it to the vinyl bit, because the adhesive gunks up the grooves and affects how they play. okay?
new guy: yeah man!
us checking up on him 20 minutes later: 😨😂
him: i did not put stickers on them 🫡
Winter has arrived on Poob.
Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.
i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable
Grocery shopping, even online is a nightmare. It's like when somebody asks what do you want for Christmas" and you forget everything you've ever desired, except I have to do it every 2 weeks or so. "Hey what food do you want us to bring you" I don't fuckign. know. I've never eaten in my life.
You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location
Make Some Noise S3 (Cut for time)